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kotortwo

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

eleadore

Hi, since you’re taking requests, can you draw Shane and Ilya as rats kissing. <3

radiumgrls

chips1977

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

uncleleoofficialfanclub

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

chips1977

sorry

ducissatenebrarum

A pictograph at Barrier Canyon in the central Utah desert, depicting an anthropomorph with bug eyes and antennae. 2000 BCE-500 CE, United States of America.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish.

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond.

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

yellow-hatco

Reblogged again for this drawing I made for it

221b-hound

Give us room to grow and see how we flourish.

lamignonette

innerchildabortionclinic

⚠️sweetiepie located

moveslikekeithrichards

nsfw = nosfewatu

kingbuffy

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it's pure gold.

evanelleonyx

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

annabellioncourt

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.