tell them stories

j. 27. teacher/grad student. can usually be found crying about steve rogers and bucky barnes.

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[changingmorphologies]

fight fight fight

[birgittesilverbae]

@sixth-light apparently Wilwood doesn’t get a response because their rebuttal was this:

[sixth-light]

I love the smell of Peak Academic Discourse in the morning

[bakwaaas]

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

[lottafeelingsinhere]

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[digitaldiscipline]

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

[lemonsharks]

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

[keybladesoras]

Jason says non-binary rights!

BONUS!

[annblrs-blog]

it’s a fucking robot chill 💀

[cool-eevee]

[dailyflicks]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY  2.12 — Fight

[apas-95]

'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude

[snake-snack-stede]

[yellowrose543]

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

“i’m sad” no you’re not. this picture exists

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[liesmyth]

me after seeing this post and thinking. what if blorbo from my shows

[ancientbread]

big fan of the “I can’t fix him but I can follow him to his tragic and untimely end and love him even as he becomes corrupted and decays into a shadow of his former self” trope

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rainebownerd]

This is the funniest addition to this post