The Sh*t I like

The stuff that motivates me, humors me, impresses me and makes me, me. Instagram & Twitter: @riovelasquez | Houston, TX

[colinquinn]

[coat]

[surprisebitch]

glug glug

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

choose your fighter

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[twitblr]

[the-big-mood]

[the-big-mood]

[promethes]

[parakeet]

Ok this is too cute he’s so fucking small

[kaijuno]

[tucsonhorse]

It took me way too long to realize this was just the lyrics and not a real life representation of what it feels like to have chronic pain...

[headspace-hotel]

I think it's supposed to be both

[toastbutteregg]

LMAO WHAT

[silverpolish]

aquarium outfit inspo

[dozalli]

Mutuals be like:

Me, being the merciful king that i am:

[depsidase]

[charlottan]

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

[bunjywunjy]

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Looking at this broke both of my ankles

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs

[brokentripod]

egg slicer for people

[faerieglade]

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

[faerieglade]

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]