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Janaina Medeiros
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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The War Chest Review, Australia, February 1919
New hot trend from 1919: Loudly ogling anti-maskers and their bare faces like “Wow where did you find such an ugly face mask???”
#i hope that lady knew she was the funniest person in australia in 1919 (via @amazonqueendianaprince)
the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void
more like
Can confirm
“Okay – before you go in there, there are a few things you need to know about addressing the Dragon Lords.“
“Hit me.”
“The red one is Galmoth the Devourer. Never say Galmoth’s name in their presence, not even when referring to them indirectly. Identify them by epithet only, and never use the same epithet twice. Acceptable epithets include ‘Devouring One’, ‘Keeper of the Iron Gate’, and ‘End of All Wisdom’.”
“What if I’ve used all of those?”
“You’ll have to get creative.”
“Hm.”
“The silver one is Ithyphyth, Mistress of Storms. Never refer to Ithyphyth, Mistress of Storms using pronouns of any kind, and never omit Ithyphyth, Mistress of Storms’ title. Ithyphyth, Mistress of Storms must always be referred to as Ithyphyth, Mistress of Storms.”
“Could you run that name by me again?”
“Ithyphyth, Mistress of Storms.”
“Ithyphyth. Ithyphyth. Ithyphyth. Is that a tongue twister on purpose, or is the draconic language just like that?”
“You’re welcome to ask.”
“I think I’ll pass.”
“Finally, the green one is Steve.”
“Steve?”
“Steve.”
“And what’s Steve’s deal?”
“Steve’s cool, provided that you under no circumstances remark on the fact that his name is Steve. The other two will try to trick you into doing so.”
“Do you ever get the impression that the Dragon Lords are just fucking with us?“
“Every day of my life.”
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
“Babies” for the @yyh-revival spring event.
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Azurite & Malachite Touissit, Jerada Province, Oriental Region, Morocco
What I mean when I say “toads are poorly defined”: Taxonomically speaking, toads are strictly a subset of frogs, and there are no coherent rules governing which anurans are “frogs” and which are “toads” beyond a vague “I’ll know it when I see it” principle; every anatomic feature found in “toads” is also found in at least some “frogs”, and vice versa.
What I’m picturing in my head when I say “toads are poorly defined”:
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
why—
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”
Have I shared my Xema girl yet?
My lovely tiefling bard who can't keep it in her pants :) she thinks the best disguise is being a dude but didn't consider that her voice would stay the same.
She's an idiot and I love her
My baby sister got married this weekend, so I can finally show off the box and ornaments I made as part of her gift! I had so much fun working on it! It didn't turn out exactly how I wanted but she liked it just the same :)
May they have many long years of joy and love ❤❤❤
Oh dear
Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.
Here have a doodle dump
When the squad jam comes on during karaoke. I love these idiots. Quick and rough and probably not going to get finished because I have a serious chronic condition called procrastination.
The song is Dancing In The Moonlight by Toploader and it gives me ALL the hfifl feels
@lovestruckvoltage
Just a bit of my crystal collection in their new homes!
Do you like zombies? Personally, I lobe them 😊
Played with resin for the first time. Very happy with how they came out!
