Just a Programmer

std::cout << "Hello World!" << std::endl;

[analyticalpest]

PSA: How to block an anon.

Okay. So I had a friend send me some anon hate for this. Thank you friend. You know who you are~ *wink*. ALRIGHT. For those of you who get pesky anons and you suspect… they may be the same person. OR you just don’t wanna take the chance of MORE anons from that person. I’m going to tell you what to do.

You see this image here:

Now on the top one, you plainly see I underlined the X. The bottom tells you what that X means. Now we all know ‘ignore’ is the tumblr way of saying ‘block’.

What good does this do? It’s an anon! Well, just so you know, I tested this little feature with my other blog cut-throat-serenade. I sent myself an anon from there, and clicked the X. I tried to send two more (that appeared successful from Surefire’s account) after that but this account received nothing. The anons from that blog has been successfully blocked. I can no longer send myself an anon. Not like I’d need to anyway. But you get the point. 

Whoever you block… will no longer be able to send you anons on that blog. Will this tell you who they are? No. Not until one of your followers comes and asks you if you have your anon turned off or something. 

Now they can still send NORMAL asks. The user in and of themselves are not blocked and will not appear in your list. Anons are a no go forever though. 

So do yourself a favor. As TEMPTING as it is… to reply to that anon that makes you so uncomfortable. Or is trying to start drama or is sending hate….

Don’t answer them. Don’t delete them (trash can). Do yourself a favor… and IGNORE THEM. They aren’t worth your time. 

[sanzyfreshbrah]

Reblogging this for those of my friends and followers who’ve been struggling with rude, disrespectful anons, and hate in general.

If they dare to continue, please check this out.

I will personally fight each and every anon that screws with my friends or followers. Heck, I’ll fight anyone that abuses anonymous to be a prick. This is just the more logical solution.. as opposed to tracking them down by IP and turning them into human Sashimi.

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Btw here’s the tutorial in case the people who don’t have the guts to talk off anon dare to drop by my friends’ inboxes

[saltrat88]

[weegboi]

glitch

[filipisaway]

[solitarelee]

Me: oh hey it’s that creepy fog siren vide-OOOOOH WHAT THE FUCK 

[icecoldorangejuice]

Hey I hate this, thanks

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

The new War of the Worlds reboot looks amazing

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

Why does this look so real

[manwhorewednesdays]

this is what digital postproduction students do for fun I guess

[dremoranightmares]

#my ex boyfriend is a post production editor and animator#this was literally what he did for fun (via @momo-de-avis)

[laserdeadpool]

im completely losing it over this gif

[bace-jeleren]

Somebody please reverse this gif I have a feeling it will be 100 times more funny in reverse. Please.

[island-delver-go]

Here you go!

[bace-jeleren]

YES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

me waking up to the sound of my beautiful friends messaging me

[michaeljruocco]

I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

[suzie-guru]

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

[chaos--themralds]

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[daybreak96]

This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

[radiotopia]

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17

[angryschnauzer]

I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when i’m walking along holding Superpups hand (he’s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between us… so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us.

[askfordoodles]

@piasdatter remember years ago when you taught me this? My fav line of yours was,

“I love that panic in their face when they realize I won’t move”

[kofee-cup]

Well, since it does not applies only on men obviously, I would say that the murder gaze is clearly something if you don’t like people.

Nobody likes a murderer, obviously.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[golzy-deactivated20200713]

curioussssss

Can this work?

Let’s see how it is!

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[gasterrific]

WHY I LOVE POSTS THAT ARE BEING CONTINUED BY OTHER PEOPLE

[los-angeles-toon-patrol]

Those aren’t fedoras. Those are trilbys. -Smartass

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[baetology]

The windows sound effects killed me lol

[amazingspidey16]

Kylo and Rey are so uncivilized.

https://youtu.be/VWJd_HUa9to

[renthebarbarian]

“that lightsaber, it belongs to me”

“tHaT LiGhTsAbEr iT bElOnGs tO mE”

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

I love this

[im-pretty-bored]

Don't feel ashamed of doing "CHILDISH" things

•buy toys/dolls/crayons •play with Legos •play old videogames/dress up games •weave friendship bracelets •watch cartoons •use stickers •draw pics of your favorite characters

If it makes you feel nice, do it. Don’t even worry about what other people think, because it doesn’t matter–if it brings you happiness, it’s not “ridiculous”, or “immature”.

You deserve to enjoy yourself.

[blackbearmagic]

Let me share with you what I consider to be the most important less I’ve learned in my adult life:

“Growing up doesn’t mean you can’t have Zebra Cakes. Growing up simply means that, if you want to have Zebra Cakes, you buy them for yourself.”

“What the hell are you talking about, Bear?” Well, let me explain. For those of you who live outside of the US, this is a Zebra Cake:

It’s a little pre-packaged snack cake that is horribly cheap and junky and really not that great, but it is like manna from heaven to me. I fucking love these things. When I was a little kid growing up, my mom bought Zebra Cakes but once in a blue moon. They were intended to be put in mine and my siblings’ school lunches, but my brother and I would eat them whenever we wanted, so Mom just didn’t see the point. (They also used to be kind of expensive, at least for our family’s budget.) Needless to say, the coveted Zebra Cakes were a luxury for me, and were one of the tastes of my childhood.

Fast forward to my college years. I was living in an apartment with three other people, doing my own shopping and cooking. I was in the grocery store, picking up some stuff, and I happened to walk past a display of snack cakes. Among them were several boxes of Zebra Cakes.

I paused at this, chuckling to myself. Oh man. Zebra Cakes. I haven’t had those in years. I loved those when I was a kid. I reminisced happily and thought about how much I missed the taste of Zebra Cakes, then started to walk away.

And then I stopped dead.

Because I had realized that there was literally nothing stopping me from buying a box of Zebra Cakes. There was nothing stopping me from buying ten boxes of Zebra Cakes. If I wanted Zebra Cakes, I could have goddamn Zebra Cakes, because it was my money and my decision to make.

I put two boxes in my cart (they were 2 for $5) and never looked back.

Here’s the secret I learned that day: The idea of something being “just for kids” is, by and large, bullshit. What you do on your own adult free time with your own adult money is, by its very nature, adult stuff. It’s like comedian Eddie Izzard (who frequently performed his routines in drag) once said when someone asked about him wearing ‘women’s clothes’: “They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.”

I am 25 years old, and yesterday I bought myself a shark lunchbox. Look at it. Look at how awesome my lunchbox is.

Was this lunchbox intended to by bought for and used by a child? Yes. The tag said it was for ages 3 and up. But it was bought by and will be used by an adult, and anyone who thinks that’s wrong is probably just jealous that they don’t have the self-confidence to rock a shark lunchbox at 25.

So like. Being “mature” and “an adult” doesn’t mean you have to completely abandon the things that made you happy when you were younger. It just means that you may have to approach them in a different way. 

[tpfaulkner]

Pay attention, there’s a lesson here

[thecreach]

I hesitated reblogging this, and I am not entirely sure why.

[bitemebat]

LEGO. I just turned 42 and I have LEGO sets allllll over my house. Why? Because I wanted them, and because it is my money and I will spend it how I like, MOTHER.

As long as you aren’t bankrupting yourself, buy the things you *want* to buy, the things that bring you JOY.

[hotdogsngiggles]

you are missing out on so much if you just stick to “adult things”

[peachesandplumsmotherchucker]

Zebra cakes make an excellent “the secret to happiness” metaphor.

[regaliumarts-blog]

OK NO BUT GUYS

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

CHARAHUB BASICALLY ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE A DIRECTORY OF ALL YOUR OCS.

LIKE SO

AND SO (they let you get super detailed)

It lets you store 100 characters (you gain 2 extra slots whenever someone uses your referral code) and 10 images per character. You can even make GROUPS to organize them a little more— per RP or something. Image files can’t be too big either.

BUT if you want more file size, more character slots, and more other stuff, you can get a subscription! Don’t worry, subscriptions are super cheap (take notes, deviantART)!

Ok you can go make one now.

[sarcoptid]

pssst dudes charahub is really cool for character reference stuff. i have one, i should really make more use of it.

[g-g-knight]

How did I not know of this?!

[junacrocuta]

Neat!

[kedreeva]

[Source] [Convict Collars]

[txpokes]

Because saving kitties is important.

[viperas]

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

[pepoluan]

It’s nice seeing The Oatmeal spreading some cat love for a change.

[ruinedchildhood]

[csipa0723]

Answer Time

Got Tagged by @kamybrine

Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers who you would like to get to know better!

Name: Peter

Nickname: Peter

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 171cm

Orientation: Straight

Nationality: Hungarian

Fav Fruit: Apple and Banana

Fav Season: Winter

Fav Flower: Orchid

Fav Scent: Rain

Fav Colour: Blue, Black and Grey

Fav Animal: Fox

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: Coffee and Tea

Average Hours of Sleep: 6-10 hours

Fav Fictional Character: idk

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 1

Dream Trip: The whole USA, London and Paris

Blog Created: maybe 1 year ago

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