WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND TEXTPOSTS

Star Wars shitposts served fresh from the cantina

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"sorry alden ehrenreich" says the star wars fandom in unison

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Everyone is gay for Lando

ESPECIALLY HAN

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*bangs pots and pans*

QI'RA IS REY'S MOM

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Hand & Chewie = Old married couple

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“Strike me down in anger and I’ll always be with you.”

Kylo: *is in bed trying to sleep*

Luke’s force ghost: Hey kid, did you close the closet door yet?

Kylo: *annoyed* Yes I did

Luke: Are you sure there aren’t any monsters?

Kylo: YES

Luke: Remember that time Chewbacca hid in your closet and scared you so much that you peed yourself? That was hilarious.

Kylo: *regrets every decision he’s ever made*

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there should be a chrome extension to correct “rouge one” to “rogue one”

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Why Anakin's force ghost wasn't in tlj

Anakin: Ben, I've come to warn yo-

Kylo: *blocks ears with fingers*

Kylo: LALALA CAN ANYONE HEAR THE DISEMBODIED VOICE OF MY GRANDFATHER??? CUZ I SURE CAN'T. LALALALLALALA

Anakin: *sighs*

Obi-wan [to Anakin]: He really IS following in your footsteps.

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Tlj Theory

qui-gon jinn styled rey's hair

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ForceTime

Kylo Ren: *is half naked*

Rey: Holy shit, he DOES have an eight-pack

Matt: *gives the 'I told you so' look*

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Imagine this:

One day, Hux received a red envelope out of nowhere. He opens the envelope and it starts shouting "WILLIAM ARTHUR BILL WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU-"

Kylo and Phasma just laughs.

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Ahsoka, Anakin, and Obi-wan at the beach

Ahsoka: Come down here Skyguy, we’re gonna build a sand castle!

Anakin [somehow balancing on top of an umbrella]: NO SAND!

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Therapist : So, how are you feeling today?

Obi-wan [internally] : My one and only father figure was killed in front of me by a sith lord. Said sith lord survived being chopped in half and came back to kill my Mando girlfriend. The apprentice I devoted my entire life to train betrayed me, so I had to fight and almost murder him. The same apprentice killed me twenty years later. Oh, and the evil grandson of my former apprentice is named after me. 

Obi-wan [to therapist] : Uh.. I’m okay

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Idea

Obi-wan & Satine and Quilan & Ventress go on a double date

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Chewie deserves an award for surviving 5 Star Wars movies without losing a limb

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Anakin: *gets all his limbs chopped off and is burned by lava* Padme: *sad face* Who survives???

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I just wanna sit down with a cup of tea and have a nice long chat with 99

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Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tragedy of- Darth Vader: YES you told me like a thousand times already Palps!! I want a new bedtime story