Eats shoots and leaves

Welcome to my twisted *jumps on skateboard* GRIIIIIND

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[theweirdwideweb]

[dokidibi]

Tony Hawk's Link's curse™

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[telltaletypist]

that one post with all the edgy anime boys in a therapy waiting room but it's lain, rei, madoka, anthy, etc.

[0ff2mars]

I put more effort into this than I'd like to admit lol

[transmechanicus]

Congrats to shinji for transitioning

[haaarpb]

pov comic: you are my roommate & have to hear things like this

[mistergandalf]

hardcore silmarillion fans are like. the terrifying and incomprehensible creatures at the bottom of the deep ocean that is the tolkien fandom

[dragongirlbunny]

gotta love financial "advice" like:

get paid 40-60% more

evolve beyond a need for food and water

stumble upon a large sum of cash

[dragongirlbunny]

"you should aim to have at least $100,000 per year after taxes" motherfucker if i made six digits i wouldnt need to look up financial advice.

[theblackparadeisdead]

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

[theblackparadeisdead]

Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

[play-now-my-lord]

archy and mehitabel are a treasure, newspaper columnist Don Marquis wrote a lot of these free-verse poems in character as a cockroach named archy (always lowercase because he's a cockroach and can't reach the shift key!!) who was using his typewriter & while it started out as a way of poking gentle fun at the avant-garde poetry of his time (the 1910s - startling how little "avant-garde poetry" has moved forward, isn't it) it evolved over time into some genuinely beautiful and moving poetry

[play-now-my-lord]

ALSO many of them have illustrations by Krazy Kat author George Herriman which are frankly iconic and adorable!!

[butchlesbianz]

I think this might be a masterpiece

[datasoong47]

Ah, yes, Rarohire Rochi Terochichimomo, great place

[fieldsarebreathing]

Does he mean anything to you

[phoneticmeow]

[flareonfloof]

[shinybulbasaur]

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

[shinybulbasaur]

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[heavensenthousepet]

[fallenangelvictorious]

[grenadinexo]

foreplay with new mutuals is spamming each others blog hoping that you don’t have to be the one to message first

[grenadinexo]

btw. take the initiative. dm them. have the nastiest t4t sexting session and cum your brains out <3 thank me later

[grenadinexo]

“but andie it’s so hard and i’m so nervous” it’s okay <3 we’re all losers on tumblr with porn blogs in the year 2023 <3 also it’s literally this easy

[politijohn]

Source

[lavenderfables]

When women in horror wield chainsaws. That’s strap imagery.

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]