[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[kaijuerotica]

after dick no kisses

[isisisak]

this is exactly what the snickers ad ppl had in mind

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I know that forehead kiss was life altering for both of them

[emziess]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov Heated Rivalry, S01E06

[thisfeebleheart]

Heated Rivalry Week 2026 Day 1: Favourite Episode ● 1x06: The Cottage

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[stuckinapril]

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

[hutsonwoolyums]

every day, usually multiple times a day, I think of nurse Shane/security guard Ilya

[graceebooks]

#I hope they’re happy

literally same @bugslibraryy

[bugslibraryy]

Omg stop I’ll cry I’ve just seen this finally home and showered after my 12hr shift!!

They are soooo happy don’t worry, Shane’s little six year old patient drew a picture of him- it’s a stick figure and he has a little frown and perfectly dotted freckles and the kid has drawn a wobbly heart over his head and Shane shows it to Ilya on his one break of the day, ten minutes on the roof with Ilya, Shane’s face all scrunchy while Ilya smokes and Shane eats his very sensible sandwich for lunch. Ilya cackles in delight, he LOVES it! “My grumpy Shane” he beams and tucks it in his chest pocket and pats it and says “for safe keeping” and Shane rolls his eyes, but lets Ilya keep it. Lets Ilya give him a small kiss before before he runs back down to his ward, complains into his mouth about him tasting like cigarettes and that ‘they can’t kiss at wORK that was the rules’ for once they got together. And Ilya just pulls back after sneaking some extra kisses cause he is very good at that and smooths his thumb on Shane’s lil frown frown frown and says “picture was very accurate, kid is very good” and then Shane’s pushing him and telling him to fuck off and go back to work. The next day he sees the little Shane portrait taped to back of Ilya’s hospital pass, and he tries to hide his smile about it.

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[prismatic-bell]

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

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Go forth. Be free.

[ophilosoraptoro]

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[sladucer]

Say it again in russian please...

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[strawbebehearts]