[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[alexisneverokay]

perlah shouldve been allowed to slap ogilvie upside the head for telling dennis louie "croaked it" and making dennis absolutely sprint to the room... that was so insensitive...

and then later on to say he was "born to do this"? oh I think not tall man. get out of here.

[fag]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[thememedaddy]

[tricktster]

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

[unnameablethings]

op u live up to ur username

[tricktster]

Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can

this is still very, very funny.

this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.

[dasanye-wet]

gwinkerbell.... twinkergwink

[adziedoodlesphan]

they are in my walls

[adziedoodlesphan]

they are in my heart

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[anyroads]

#cold inspires a universal element of human nature that says let's share this fire for warmth and survival#heat inspires a universal element of human nature that says i hate you i hate the air it's sticky and i am going to do violence

you're right and you should say it

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[junkyardshrub]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[histrionicscribbler]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[conker-shell]

[ferventisart]

[bewbin]

target spotted

you are free to engage

forehead kiss in bound

[jpgdreams]

Thank you…

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[amwult]

[pussyunnerving]

yes

[neolxzr]

im not big into kpop demon hunters like i thought it was a cute and well made movie and i enjoyed it but i have to say watching golden climb its way back up through the spotify top 10 vs. the flood of taylor swift slop album songs is killing me. go girls save the honmoon

[neolxzr]

KILL HER GIRLS!!!!!!