what's reality??

do fandoms exist there?

[ineffectualdemon]

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

[ineffectualdemon]

On a serious note people being unironically horny about cis men and referring to their chests as tits in their horny rantings has made me feel more comfortable as someone who is transmasc

Like I don't have huge dysphoria about my chest because I'm not very well endowed but I still have some and like thinking: "I'm a sexy dude with sexy tits" is actually a good feeling for me personally

[official-boob-posts]

my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits

[demihappycow]

[420technoblazeit]

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

[rookthebird]

s1 established they're the only thing stopping each other from killing themselves.

s2 established they're the only thing stopping each other from killing everyone else.

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[animentality]

[czech-hunter-reject]

I don't think the "she's the boss of not giving a fuck" tweet is correct, because she did very much give a fuck. Not about the press obsessing over this, but she absolutely did give a fuck about what it would have meant to her trans fans if she made a big deal about it. She gave a fuck, she chose to not buy into the press' absurd obsession with this. She made the choice that the wellfare of her trans fans mattered more to her than the world believing she had a dick. She gave a fuck, and that's why she fucking rules!

[no-baths-for-stan]

i couldn’t fight the urge sorry

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

Two reactions

[peach-pot]

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

[snazzyscarf]

[forthegothicheroine]

In fairness to King Kong, if I had a tiny adorable primate in my hand I would also be very resistant to someone taking it away from me.

[forthegothicheroine]

We all assume it was romantic, but maybe when King Kong looked at her he was seeing this:

[squided]

So when my mom was going back to school for her masters, I was a little kid and got enrolled in the on-campus pre-school where they give people going into child care professions some hands on experience while also offering a free place to drop off your kid when going to class.

Anyway I found the portfolio they made of me back then and honestly this one entry almost made me cry when I got to the end.

[greater-than-the-sword]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: stick shaped like an arrow that always points the way you’re going

[m-ushroomtale]

🇨🇳

x

[ziseviolet]

Chinese fashion transformations.

[arsapeek]

[heartbreakfeelsogood-moved]

did i ever tell y’all about my 9/11 competition dance routine

[heartbreakfeelsogood-moved]

we wore dresses with a 9/11 newspaper pattern and they made us pretend to fall out of buildings and then at one point we formed the shape of a plane

[heartbreakfeelsogood-moved]

one of my dance teachers told us to go home and watch 9/11 footage of people jumping out of buildings so we could get into character

[heartbreakfeelsogood-moved]

the “music” was some documentary voiceover so basically we were dancing to a lecture. the guy had a british accent

[brotherhoodoftheslice]

If you're interested in a mashup of the above, check out

SCAVENGERS REIGN

[cacturnia]

shout out to the silly creatures from scavengers reign‼️‼️

[doctorgeekery]

always love how when AO3 does not appear to he working, I go, “is it just me? let me go to tumblr” and go to the AO3 tag to find other ppl losing their mind as well.

the only thing that would be better would be if AO3 was like, actually working

[seperhim]

*sigh* guess we have to do this then

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it