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trying on a metaphor

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we're not kids anymore.
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@dammitfeanor
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
word of the day: “woowoo”
definition:
el woowoo
Happy "El Woowoo" Wednesday!
memes from the starfleet ensigns group chat
remember when Jim introduced Spock to his own parents lmao we stan a legend
They definitely brought this story up during the wedding.
Sarek did it.
“Not so many know, but once James introduced me to my own son…”
Funny as that is, this reads as an absolute POWER MOVE to a father not proud of his son. “Look at that, he’s my First Officer because he’s AWESOME. You know who isn’t? You.”
No no no. You don’t understand. Kirk DOESN’T KNOW that this is Spock’s father. He’s talking up his first mate to the Vulcan Ambassador that Spock never bothered to mention is his DAD because their father-son relationship is THAT BAD. This is a power move but it’s not Kirk’s, it’s Spock’s XD
You take one look at that vulcan salute and tell me it isn’t the BIGGEST shit-eating grin
🖖 (derogatory)
That is a man saying, “My eyebrows are pointier than yours, my haircut more severe, my shirt more ironed. You are a relatively minor guest on this starship, while I am the second in command. You said I was a disgrace, yet here I stand. 🖖 Your move.”
me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,
Take the Kobayashi Maru.
Take the Kobayashi Maru again.
Take the Kobayashi Maru again, but cheat this time.
doodled T’Pring (the Captain of SS Narak’es, a geneticist, and all in all a cool person) from out of obscurity fic
-Is that a problem? -No, sir. I’ve just never sat in the chair before.
John Cho as Hikaru Sulu in Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Apes are more tactical
Then what?
Than Ever Before
Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans? Cause that feels accurate.
@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD
@frozensnares
Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering
into the void of an open word document.
@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎
Fluff Fest on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36582633
Dark Side on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36634358
THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.
IT GOT BETTER
Where’s the lemon buffet
Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken
Available on RedBubble at https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/37192337.
Wow this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
[Canon divergence, Rule 63, fantasy AU, wingfic, self-insert, neko, and slow burn comic.]
[Crack fic and plot bunnies comic.]
I love how people catch the silly little details. So far everything I deliberately put in has been commented upon in some way except for one, that I know of. XD
“They were roommates”, “slice of life” is a slice of cake, hurt/comfort is a checkerboard cake and there’s a knife stabbed right into it, angst is someone’s “jam”, the pining section has pine tree shaped cookies, the vampire AU is a bloody mary, red cup is a “solo” cup, the “Add Shots” menu lists “protein” and “facial” as the top two items, and the concentrated citrus the bird-tender offers is a carton labeled “Only One Bed”.
The only thing I haven’t seen hashtagged or commented on is that the drunk sex is angsty because the relationship is “on the rocks”.
KING THRANDUIL AESTHETIC
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wanna be tagged in future aesthetics/fics?
that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one
yeah
this is my favorite painting full stop
that “babylonian twink” is King David
The baffled twink composing Hallelujah
op i need you to understand that i literally woke up this morning thinking about this post
How many people can say they have played rugby with a Beluga whale? 🐳 🏉
I’m putting this back on my radar. I want this life
I believe this is Hvaldimir, who, get this, is believed to be a defected Russian spy. Literally.
He showed up in Norway in April 2019 wearing a camera harness labeled “equipment of St. Petersburg”, has tried pulling ropes on boats, is obviously very familiar with people and prefers to hang with people. While we know Russia has marine mammal government programs (the US does too, but it’s bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions), the extent of their programs is not declassified like the US Navy’s are.
He likes to play fetch and be scratched around the blowhole.
He has taken a diver’s knife out of the scabbard, played with underwater drones, stolen a go pro from a kayaker, and other mischief. Notably, it has been said by the Murmansk Marine Biology Institute, who may have been who trained Hvaldimir, that seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.
Anyhow, enjoy Hvaldimir (the name combines the Norwegian word for whale, Hval, with Vladimir, as in Putin), the defected Russian spy whale.
seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.
lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time