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@damysterioushal
This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like
Its 4:30 in the AM and I am fucking LOSING it over this
Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?
yes I did thank you for serving our country
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these are all three very distinct flavors of bisexual
gotta learn how to draw furries those mfs are suspiciously rich
Yeah most furries work in the tech industry. Fun fact, if 50 specific furries all decided to take a day off at the same time, internet Services would probably collapse
Thereâs also this guy apparently. Furries are loaded
Furries support the modern economy more than any billionaire. Pass it on.
Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groomâs bride is
uh⊠Thor?
Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they havenât heard the story.
It is a LITERAL thousand-year-old myth that once, when a giant stole Mjolnir to force Freya to marry him, Thor somewhat successfully impersonated the goddess of love and beauty (with Loki as his lovely handmaiden full of excuses as to why she ate an entire ox at dinner) and participated in a fake wedding to get it back.
Please observe Freyaâs chariot cats supervising the whole thing going âGods are so dumb this will never work.â
Look at Loki helping in this versionâhe looks so excited!
Hemsworth and Hiddleston would have been so down to portray this
We were robbed of this scene and I feel it in my blood.
The best thing about this story is that Thor really doesnât try, at all.
Like he puts on the dress, he keeps his mouth shut, but that is where his contributions to keeping up this ruse end.
Loki is the one who has to come up with an explanation for why the blushing bride has just finished off half the banqueting table and washed it down with four full barrels of mead (âFreyja was so excited for the ceremony, she hasnât eaten in a week!â) and, when the groom takes a peek under the veil, why sheâs glaring at him with such clear murder in her eyes (âsheâs er⊠tired. Like super super tired. Hasnât slept in a week.â).
Thor barely restrains himself from slaughtering everyone in the room until his hammer comes out, and then he grabs it and uses it to slaughter everyone in the room.
Depending on how you read the scene heâs either genuinely unaware of how women are meant to act (or potentially too Masculine to restrain himself) or heâs just so full of contempt for Lokiâs plan that he refuses to put in more than the very bare minimum.
Or Freyja is Just Like That and Thor thinks he is doing a particularly good job impersonating her - she is a war goddess after all.
Reblogging for that last addition - Iâd never thought of that but now that you mention it I wholeheartedly believe it.Â
Especially after Thor and Loki proposed that she just marry the giant, she apparently flipped out at them and they immediately had to back off like âokay nope plan B!âÂ
Thor is probably patting himself on the back for portraying Freyaâs normal expression so accurately.Â
In case anyone was wondering why this seems familiarâŠ. Geralt and Jaskier in The Witcher episode 4, âOf Banquets, Bastards and Burials.â
Palpatineâs Journey
According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao
the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema
Every time I watch this I break out into giggles itâs just so funny idk even how to explain it but the animation and the dialogue and everything it gets me every time I love this
Resolution is better, too.
I think animal crossing fans x legally blonde fans will like this that I tried to create haha
@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! Youâre limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.
Since you couldnât take out fanfic writers with the purge so youâre just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?
Would this count as a text block?
100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue. I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult. Itâs like theyâre trying to have people not use it.
Iâm so over this shithole
Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?
Heads up writers
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FFS youâre joking me?
@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke
yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/
Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.
Gettinâ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.
@staff @support
FUCK YOU @staff
Welp. So this is a thing now.
The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldnât let me go past 99.
Seriously @staff ????
IMPORTANT EDIT
EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!
I tried this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.
I didnât bother going past 543 because ainât nobody got time for that, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. Youâre just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile web browser instead of the app.
Please reblog this version of the post so that people donât totally freak out
What is going on with the world??
JesusâŠ
In a move that has sparked outcry from archaeologists, historians and locals, the Peruvian government has approved a multi-billion international airport near the famed site of Machu Picchu, Peruâs single most important tourist destination. Bulldozers have begun to clear millions of tons of earth for the project, which will be located in Chinchero, a picturesque Inca town.
Building the airport in this location will destroy an ancient landscape, one shaped by the Incan people with terraces and routes.
Critics also suggest that planes flying low over the nearby village of Ollantaytambo and its archaeological park filled with ruins and a massive Inca fortress with large stone terraces, would cause incalculable damage to fragile Inca ruins there and destroy the peace and beauty of the area.
The new airport will make access to the site much easier, and thus encourage greater numbers than ever before to visit.
But Machu Picchu is already overwhelmed by almost double the limit of tourists as recommended by UNESCO. [see also Indiaâs Taj Mahal - an incredible site simply reeling under a relentless, ineffectively managed tourist, both domestic and international, onslaught]
Itâs the constant battle between protecting the past and profiteering from it.
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/may/15/archaeologists-outraged-over-plans-for-machu-picchu-airport-chinchero
What the actual fuck
how about NO
Opinions are divided in the agrarian town of Chinchero, where the airport is slated to open in 2025
PLEASE REBLOG!
hey! peruvian here
to be completely honest, there is probably nothing anyone can do about this at this point because it has been in the works since the 90âs. as you can most likely tell, our government is a fucking joke. still, this needs international attention. a lot of it. this is my countryâs history, culture and one of the most beautiful things we have to offer at risk.
our best bet is at the very least causing somewhat global outrage to spread awareness and perhaps make this into something bigger amongst the middle and upper class people in the central cities as sadly the lower class and indigenous citizens (the majority of the countryâs population) go widely ignored by the government and the former (middle and upper class) tend to also ignore shit unless they perceive it as affecting them directly
a bisexual person saying âi think it is beautiful that i love those of all genders. bisexuality is freeing and revolutionaryâ is not putting down another persons sexuality. it is pride in oneâs own sexuality.
a lesbian saying âmy sole attraction to women is not regressive, but instead revolutionary. recognizing that im a lesbian has allowed me to be truly freeâ does not imply that lesbianism is the only âgoodâ sexuality. it is pride in oneâs own sexuality.
a gay man saying âI find freedom in my attraction to men. love between men is just as beautiful and revolutionary as any other loveâ is not saying that being gay is inherently better than other sexualities. it is pride in oneâs own sexuality.
and quite frankly, a trans person taking pride in their sexuality (regardless of what that may be) is always going to be revolutionary, especially love between trans people. trans people absolutely have the right to take vocal pride in their sexuality without being accused of putting down other members of the lgbt community. this is absolutely true for straight trans people as well, who should not have to diminish or deny oneâs sexuality when expressing their pride in their identity.
unless someone is saying â[ ] is the only free sexualityâ or â[ ] love is the only revolutionary love,â there is no reason to assume that pride in oneâs sexuality is an offense to anotherâs. and quite honestly, if you find yourself angered by another persons expression of pride, that may be a bias you need to evaluate.
Itâs important to know that hijab is banned in schools in most of the european countries, such as france, belgium, switzerland etc. Millions of girls have to take their hijab off everyday in order to have access to education, and I am one of them. Please spread this as much as possible, it has become so normal here that I feel like a fool for even mentioning it, but Iâm pretty sure it goes against the human rights. This senseless law has been on since 2004 and pretends that all the students have to be âequalâ and it is prohibited to show that you belong to any religion, any religious sign must be set aside. However, most of us have to take our hijab off in schools where you can clearly see a christmas tree or a christian cross. âYeah but itâs not the sameâ, they say. Tell me about double standards. I pray for days when we donât have to chose between religion and education.
This, but donât read the notes. Itâs all just French people and/or Catholics going âIâm totally not racist or antisemitic, itâs just that I think that Xmas, a holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, is secular, whereas a Muslim or Jew wearing a hijab or kippah is somehow forcing their religion on me by existing in public.â LOL
UH WHAT
UH...... WHAT.........
This entire article is eye-opening, even as someone who has ADHD and has read a lot about it already. There's so much more there than just the bit about the glucose-craving brain. SO. MUCH.
This might have been the bit that hit me hardest, actually:
it would be easy to misinterpret the following scenario as a standoff between two partners: Imagine that your partner asks you to pay the electric bill, and you say to yourself, âOK, I have time to do that today.â But when you sit down to do it, you keep getting distracted. The ADHD brain needs higher stimulation in order to complete this rote task with minimal payoff. Your ADHD brain says, âThat task is way too boring, and I refuse to focus on it. Find something that interests me more, which offers me a bigger dopamine reward, and Iâll work with you.â It doesnât matter that you know you should pay the bill as promised; if your brain wonât engage, itâs an ugly standoff. Perhaps, after a day of procrastination â when your partner will be home in 20 minutes and the bill is still unpaid â there may be enough of an adrenaline rush from a sense of crisis that your brain will engage and you pay the bill.
The ADHD brain and its owner are at odds with one another. Itâs difficult to compel a disengaged brain to engage by force of will. In fact, much of the treatment for ADHD involves learning to psych out the brain, so that it will attend to necessary, low-stimulation tasks.
Appreciating the tug-of-war within that pits intellect against neurobiology increases compassion and acceptance for oneâs hidden struggle.
I feel SEEN. OTZ
Seriously, though. Read the whole thing. It's a good one.
This is why having ADHD and Diabetes at the same time means my body is constantly at war with itself.
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