Serendipity

wassup, i’m Dar, full-time goofball who enjoys memes, food, animals, and sleep! I hope you enjoy my blog <3 I’m simply vibing on this orb spinning in the galaxy & I hope to make your existence a little brighter with mine :0)

[depsidase]

[enki2]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“your sins have been forgiven my child” bitch do u know how much PLANNING–

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“your soul will be accepted into the kingdom of–” I DON’T WANNA GO! BITCH PUT ME BACK

[findrahil]

same energy as the “i think it would be very therapeutic if god tried to pick me up and i bit their hands and scuttled away” post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the sheer Be Gay Do Crimes Energy of these tags:

#my sins were cleared by the pope in 2018 #so I’ve had to sin extra to make up for that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Jesus forgave my sins and now the devil is asking about the gap in my resume

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[tartrazeen]

Thank you, lady 🤗

[kukoyi-deactivated20210512]

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home…

[everybodywantstorueltheworld-de]

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

[mamawolfsmith87]

In case anyone needs this today or ever.

[krisispiss]

I have pet peeves about how a LOT of people who don't watch or read One Piece think about the series, so I made a funny image about it

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[aquilacalvitium]

Reblog to give a trans person just the biggest mango ever

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[cosmonautroger]

[niyarest]

[tucutucus]

Here is the original creator!

Please support them and check more of their videos with the same characters. They are beautifully animated and have a very endearing charm to them.

[hopelessly-maladaptive]

DUMPLING TIME

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[autistic-af]

[jam-does-audio]

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?

[kandywantstobeheard]

#fuck

[ultramonogyny]

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

[kalindashepard]

I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

[space-blue]

some of my favs

[magnoliaalchemist]

[fairuzfan]

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

[chelmnik]

obsessed with this green beret blowing himself up. with fireworks. inside a cybertruck. outside the donald trump hotel. in las vegas. and he's called lifeburger or something. that's amerikkka baby!

[chelmnik]

just think about it for a second though. luigi mangione as far as i can tell not a gun nut or intelligence linked or anything just some guy who read 10000 posts about how to 3d print a gun, carried out an incredibly staged assassination and evaded capture for an impressively long time (though he too fell to a mcdonalds... burger the nation's fatal flaw). then like a few weeks later you've got an actual serving special forces guy using the world's stupidest car to attempt a wile e. coyote parody of the okc bombing with a 0 civilian death toll. incredible incredible times we live in

[retroactivebakeries]

possibly the worst feedback you could receive in your suicide