Guess Who's Back

I'm Danny (any pronouns) I'm in it for the aesthetic

[depsidase]

[ierotits]

[ha-youwish]

[missbaphomet]

[goodnightguys]

shrimb.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

Customer: WAIT I FUCKED IT UP CAN I TRY AGAIN

DMV: SHRIMB

Verdict: ACCEPTED

[mancydrew]

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

[puncromancer]

explain

[mancydrew]

:)

[puncromancer]

[transpichu-remade-deactivated20]

[exitwound]

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

[chrysocomae]

[davetheinverted]

[megafreeman]

[gifsofprocesses]

Snake 

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[evilwizard]

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

[chimera-posting]

Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?

[cam-pteryx]

They’re in a band together

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[angelmush]

lesbians will text u the most insane string of words

[i-am-dulaman]

The best thing about new zealand english is we get to pick and choose what we like from american english and british english.

The bad thing is that sometimes we choose wrong.

Like. Americans have fries and chips vs brits have chips and crisps. Both valid.

Here? We have chips and chips.

Youd think it'd be fine and that you can figure out which one a person is talking about from context but trust me a good percentage of the time you cannot. And often the person will try to differentiate them by clarifying they meant "Potato chips" only for them to realise a second later that both chips are made from potatoes

[theequeerstrian]

I shouldn't make fun but that last part is DEEPLY hilarious to me

[natequarter]

i think we as modern humans have a tendency to forget that historical people were also humans who had thoughts and feelings and dreams just like we do

[natequarter]

bear in mind that i'm mostly interested in medieval english history, but... do you really think that all women suffered miserable, joyless lives? that no man ever loved his wife? that no gay person ever lived in peace? that no child ever grew up to live a life they loved? that no parent ever saw their disabled child and cared for them anyway? that nobody ever had sex, and enjoyed it? that no priest was ever truly virtous, that nunneries were always places where women were sent away to be locked up? do you really think that it was just suffering day in, day out, unless you were the richest of the rich? do you really think that simply living in a different time made people stupid, senseless, violent? do you really think that people living in the past were so different from us, that they never had thoughts and feelings and dreams to rival our own?

do you really think that people in the past were not people?

[valtsv]

growing up by the sea really makes you understand why sailors were Like That back in the day. yeah the sea is the love of my life and i'm nothing to her but my heart belongs to her and her alone. she's a cruel, uncaring temptress and she wants to steal me away and eat me alive but to die in her cold, dark abyssal embrace would be such a wonderful way to die.

[valtsv]

and there be Creatures in there

[fischotterkunst]

my brother had a brilliant idea that i wanted to share with other people who have four-legged family members: he trained our two cats to go directly to the door when they hear the fire alarm.

obviously at first the fire alarm sent them scrambling for cover, but he started slowly by giving them treats whenever it went off, when someone burned food or forgot to open the fireplace flu. he then progressed to calling them to the door to offer treats immediately after the alarm went off. and it actually wasn't too long before the cats voluntarily started going to the door upon hearing the alarm.

i think this was genius because in the event of a real emergency we know exactly where the cats will be and we will not have to waste precious time trying to find them to rescue them. i think this method would work equally well with dogs and probably other free-roaming pets such as rabbits, ferrets, etc. and i certainly encourage others to give it a shot!

[should-be-sleeping]

I trained Neelix to alert me to Sounds. So in the even of A Sound he'd find me to let me know about it. Oven timers, knocking at the door, weird creature stuck in the yard, etc. This has the added effect of being able to scoop him up and bring him to safety in the event said sound is a fire alarm or a tornado siren.

The downside is, when I had a baby, every time it cried he'd barrel into the room to let me know. Even if I was already in the room. And if I couldn't make The Sound stop (because an infant works differently than an oven timer), he'd start biting me urgently. 😅

Confused, but doing his best:

[should-be-sleeping]

Oh, context is that I'm deaf not that I wanted to create a beast that'd harass me over sounds.

[windup-angel]