Kinky stuff and mental fluff

Posting NSFW and 18+ kink/fetish content. Sometimes I put things that I write here, usually of the Mind control persuasion. He/him pronouns If'n you please.

[babyboomerbullshit]

[cloudfreed]

If libraries were going to go obsolete, they would have already. Libraries offer FREE resources - not just books.

[darker-ideas]

But the point in the comic is a good one. 

Sure libraries aren’t going to go extinct, but they have already embraced the change that the child is talking about. Shit, the kid might be reading a book on that tablet FROM the library on a digital rental. I’ve seen a few libraries do that.

The adult here is being an asshole to the kid for no reason other than she refuses to see that technology can do good things too. She is afraid of learning about change, stuck in her beliefs that the new is worse.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[incorrect-and-ineffable]

Crowley: introducing a new alignment - chaotic lawful.

Crowley: I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is

[bees-of-passage]

Neither does he, I bet

[incorrect-and-ineffable]

valid

[darker-ideas]

That just sounds like people, considering humans have a moral code their brains decide on and then make up rules and justifications afterwords to validate their decisions.

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[mmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhh]

"I wish I had time to live my life" is now "whiny" holy fuckballs

[writtenbynath]

How to use self hypnosis to change or undo hypnotic triggers

It happens pretty often; a hypnosub comes to an erotic hypnosis community seeking help. For some reason, the hypnoDom who previously worked with them is unavailable and they want someone, any hypnotist really, to help them undo what the previous hypnotist has done.

Oftentimes, these subs don't know that they can do it themselves, and many Doms are for some reason not willing to teach self-reliance to subs. Perhaps they simply don't know enough about hypnosis to teach this. I know this is my hobby horse and I ride it everywhere:

people who like to be hypnotised have this extraordinary skill: to use the power of their mind to do amazing things. If you can do it for a hypnotist or a video, then you can do it for yourself. It's your mind and your body executing the hypnotic suggestions.

I can't teach you self-hypnosis in this one writing. But it's easy enough to learn, because hypnosubs already know how to go into hypnosis. Going into hypnosis is not the hardest part, of course, that's directing your own trance: remaining awake enough to focus on your goal while at the same time letting yourself drift off into the trance necessary for the suggestions to stick. You can write down the suggestions for yourself, or record your own voice and play it back, if need a little help.

Self-hypnosis sessions aimed at moderating your commands and triggers work better with a metaphor that speaks you. I know someone who goes to the garden of his mind to tend to the things he has planted there and weed out the ones he doesn't want anymore. I prefer using a metaphor of a control room, like a cockpit, where I can monitor all the dials and meters, and disconnect the ones I don't want to use anymore. But I have also used a metaphor of a wardrobe with pieces of clothing and hats that represent habits and suggestions.

Find an image that works for you, visualise how your mind works for you, find the part where you keep your hypno play, and change it in any way you find appropriate. Remove the weeds that grow in your mental garden. Repair the switches in your control room that don't work anymore. Try on your old hats and throw them out if you don't like them anymore.

You are the master of your own mind, and sometimes you choose to submit your mind to the command of others. But it's up to you to take care of your own mental hygiene.

[stardust-silkys]

Signal boost because this is *so* important and helpful! @writtenbynath, please keep riding this hobby horse. ☺

[navyangel]

@chaotic-hypnotic-erotic

[maswartz]

It took all day for even one democrat to bring this up

[nicehatgeorgia]

The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

[nicehatgeorgia]

Today we were walking along and he asked me “How many Octobers is it today?” I told him it was the 21st. 

He tried a bite of his hot soup at dinner and made a face and said “Mama, my soup is a little too temperature for me.”

[nicehatgeorgia]

Upon being served 1% milk for the first time, instead of his regular 2%: “is this water?”

Me: “no, it’s milk”

Kid: “but are you sure?”

[nicehatgeorgia]

Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”

[nicehatgeorgia]

I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”

[darker-ideas]

I will never be as clever as this two and a half year old. All my literary exploits are meaningless before his geinus.

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He's not having it!

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

he really said im cold tho

[15shadesofshananigans]

Made my night

[hikergirl]

[6dogs9cats]

Americans disrespect those who are do-gooders and caregivers.

[invisiblelad]

This is a very importantly framed series of points. 

[naamahdarling]

Don’t just pull a baby out of a snake pit. Also feed it and change it, please.

[historian-bibliophile-deactivat]

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

[veinitas]

this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally

[starvingforperfection21]

Don’t ask to be friends. Assume we’re friends and hit me up with anything ya got

[blackbearmagic]

I went through the trouble of making an entire page about why the “ask to be friends” approach will never ever work with me, and why this is a much better alternative

[i-care-only-a-little]

Legit pop in my inbox and say “garlic” and I will respond with “bread” and Bing boom we’re friends now

[jefferoni-quotes]

YES DO THIS INSTEAD OF “hi can we be friends” because I’ll still say yes, but this way is much more entertaining

[crostfingrs]

Usually, at least in my case, nothing interesting comes after “can we be friends.” Or after “hi.” People who are STARTIN SOME SHIT right from the start, though, are a lot of fun to talk to.

[darker-ideas]

Probably because “Can we be friends?” or “Hi” doesn’t start a conversation. But if you start bringing in the troubles right away, then you have something to talk about.

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[kinka-juice]

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

aw dangit

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

[noisypitta]

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

[chris-hansen-the-pedoslayer-blog]

Sheep need to be sheered or else it will cause serious problems. It’s a mutual relationship, we help sheep get rid of the pesky wool and it gives us a very useful material.

[calis-discourse]

This has been a Burning Hot Take™

[frighthouseofalighthouse]

Also chickens will lay eggs no matter what!! That’s literally what chickens do!!! You are not eating “chick embryos”!!! If you’re worried about supporting the corporate mass farming industry, buy from a local free-range chicken owner! Almost anywhere has farmer’s markets!

[anthropohedron]

This is the part where we talk about how the demand for agave nectar as an alternative to honey is destroying the habitat of the endangered long-nosed bat, which lives on agave.

[imaginedsoldier]

Just saw someone say "I can't wait until he does something problematic" in response to seeing a musician they don't like

People on this website can't even dislike something in a normal way, like even the state of having a preference for a different artist has to be "I can't wait until I am morally justified and therefore vindicated for my distaste."

Imagine that. "I hope this person hurts others so I can stop hearing about them."

Tumblr poisoned your brain and you're morally bankrupt. Go outside.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[darker-ideas]

He’s going in order of niceness.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[askinnyblackman]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton_window

[heylamalo]

נתראה בבחירות הבאות 3>

[darker-ideas]

I just wrote about this the other day! This graphic is way better than my attempted explanation.

[systlin]

Y’know, when you look at historical clothing in museums and suchlike, one thing really strikes you, and that’s how fuckin short and tiny people were back then. Like, some of those Victorian dresses MIGHT have fitted me…when I was about 11 and 5 foot nothing.

My 5′ 8″ self would have been a huge towering Amazon 150 years ago.

[zetabrarian]

I actually had it pointed out to me recently (regarding weight, at least) that this is a kind of survivor’s bias. The reason all the clothes in museums and other collections are so tiny size wise is because those are the sizes that were least likely to be passed down, recut, reutilized, etc. Average or large sized items would have been worn more by more people and therefore less likely to make it to a museum in a displayable state.

(Same for why so many clothes in museums tend to be of fine quality, belonging to higher classes. Simple clothing belonging to working folks got USED and couldn’t be salvaged generations upon generations later for viewing).

We definitely have lots of evidence that the average height of folks has gotten taller over the centuries, for sure. But our perspective on what was average for the time is probably skewed.

(which in the case of the info I was given was more meant to point out that Fat People Have Always Been Here. But I do think it still applies.)

[systlin]

That’s actually a really good point that I hadn’t considered.

Also, a lot of those tiny waists in old garments? Just LOOKED tiny comparatively with all those voluminous petticoats and skirts.

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

[sublimebeeessry]

Every discussion point on this post is gold

[darker-ideas]

Haunted houses are totally different from the gifs above. In a haunted house you go in expecting people to try and scare you. You sign a waiver for it. So it’s totally on you to go there and be responsible when people try to scare you. 

In the prank style stuff above, the people not in on the joke are totally within their right to fight a legitimate threat.

I remember seeing some “prank videos” where these guys in clown costumes would chase people, literally sprint after them, while weilding chainsaws and axes. I am so suprised they didn’t get shot for that. 

[porterdavis]

Judge orders state to purge more than 200,000 Wisconsin voters from the rolls

Surprise, surprise! The majority of those being purged are people of colour and Democrats.

GOP voter suppression at work. Cheat to win.

[zeshuetoral]

If you live in Wisconsin, double and triple check your registration especially closer to the registration deadline.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Republicans cant win if everyone gets to vote.

[darker-ideas]

They admitted to this too. Mitch Mcconnel, the senate GOP leader, has gone on record saying that passing laws to allow more people to vote is a “Power grab” meaning he knows that if more people voted, they would vote democrat.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/31/us/politics/election-day-holiday-mcconnell.html