what that malf do

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

short person: I literally look like your son. You look like a MILF and I look like your son.

taller person: You don't like it that I look like a-

short person: I look like you dressed me and I'm like the tween boy who... and I don't- I can't go out like this. Can you please wear different shoes?

[pcare-o-dactyl]

King

[luimnigh]

[id: Connecticut Clark and Malfina. end id.]

[ashenmind]

not where I was going with this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[ericrmalice-deactivated20240323]

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[cealvan]

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

[sourcreammachine]

op: carrots are not fruits. raspberries and apples and blueberries and pears and lingonberries are fruits. i’m not saying you can’t enjoy carrots but why would you hang all your fruitsalad hopes on it

idiot 1: aren’t raspberries berries?

op: yes that is indeed why it’s on the list of fruit

op: why have multiple people reblogged this with “umm actually most of these are berries”. did i fucking stutter i said they’re fruits. i’m going to kill you

idiot 2: btw just to clarify op is saying “yeah i know carrots are a fruit but there are other fruits too”

op: where in the sweet mary mother of cunt did i say that carrots were a fruit

idiot 3: op is saying that liking carrots for being fruits isn’t a bad thing, but to also know they are not the only fruit

op:

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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh my god a beautiful moth.... post now justified good work everyone

[jetix]

Dual Xeon 1080Ti eMachine

[b0nkcreat]

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

[omniscient-sims]

*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shitidol]

Found a guy

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[fridgebride]

back in my day holding down and saving something from google images on your phone was easy

[beardedmrbean]

[parakeet]

Oh 😭 she so cozy

[quasi-normalcy]

'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

subtext isn't a thing dude

[quasi-normalcy]

Welp, there’s my entire literature degree disproven.

[sioltach]

HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.

[sioltach]

[parrot-parent]

This is your bird 1 day on molting season

[parrot-parent]

Sometimes 1 day of molting looks like this

[parrot-parent]

Guys I'm running out of bird

[malcolmcooks]

she was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?