i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
blake kathryn
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@dawn-gii
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show.
he hold gun like this
those guns are two women
and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn
12/10 for entertainment. Top-notch chinchilla bathing.
did anyone else get a weird thrill as a kid from correctly imitating Normal Kid Things
like I would drink a Coca Cola (hating every sensory moment) and feel excited about participating in a Normal activity. I listened to 20 second samples of Avril Lavigne songs at Barnes and Noble and think, “oh yes, this is what normal American children do, look at me, I’m doing it too”
8 year old me: [eats a slice of pizza]
8 year old me: “Wow. I’m doing it. I’m really doing it. I bet I seem just like a Normal Kid. I bet this looks natural, like I do it every day without even thinking about it. If those people see me eating this pizza they will think, ‘Wow, what a regular child! Just like the ones on TV!’”
Frankly I still do this, to some extent--back in 2019 I went out with a friend after work and sat there like “Wow, I am in a city, drinking wine at a bistro with a friend from work, having an engaging conversation about our dating lives. This is what Normal Adults do. Look at me, a Normal Adult! Like from TV!”
Reblog if you are a Normal Adult, Like from TV
they’re my comfort idiots, your honor
you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there’s nothing wrong with day drinking
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
was just going to post the one clip but it’s too good not to show this scene in its entirety
Ms. Voorhees vs. Ms. White! Here’s part 2 of the Camp Counselor Jason and Carrie crossover!
TW// abuse, knife, stabbing
Here’s the link to Part 1
“Lord Chen, Her Royal Majesty will see you now.”
“Her?” Lord Chen repeated.
“Master Katara is receiving petitions alone today,” replied the steward.
Lord Chen smirked. “Really? Well that will make this almost too easy.” Smoothing his hands down the front of his robe, Lord Chen stood and entered the throne room.
“Isn’t Lord Chen the one who used emergency aid funds to build himself a beach house instead of repairing homes damaged by floods?” asked an attendant.
The steward nodded, the slight twitch of his lips hinting that he hid a smile behind his professional facade. “Her majesty is going to eat him alive.”
A lot of anti-Zutarians use the argument that it’s demeaning to have Katara rule over the nation of the people who killed her mother/ attacked her people. And like… nah. Can we talk about what a power move? What up, your Fire Lord almost wiped out my tribe, but instead my friends and I took him down, put a new Fire Lord on the throne whose heart I captured, and now I’m your queen and together we’re going to push a lot of social justice and reform while being super in love and happy bow down to Her Royal Majesty, Master Katara of the Southern Water Tribe, Queen Consort of the Fire Nation.
♥ Please do not repost. If you like it and want to show people, share a link to this page instead. Thank you!
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
tumblr is a MORNING app. it should be enjoyed while eating breakfast, drinking your cup of tea or coffee, letting your meds kick in... sometimes I go on here at night but in my heart I know it’s wrong.
Since Vine is going to be closed and I’ve seen a few people do this, I’m posting my own compilation of favorite vines. c: Hope you enjoy!!
“Kittens and $2 thrifts store find = Priceless”
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THROW IN THE STEEL CHAIR!
