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we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document

η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
Jules of Nature

pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
NASA

izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home

romaβ
sheepfilms

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@dawrinnn
@billy-babe
squishies for when you need a nap
itβs december 1 whereβs the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
i have to do EVERYTHING around here
I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
world heritage post
Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera
The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!
badweird feelings
not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described
PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way
Watching a tutorial
(via)
damn, who is this, spilling some tea?
DRAG THEM!!!!!
This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
In Elmoβs voice: βI only had three lines!β
Okay but please watch the whole video. Itβs just over a minute.
1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.
2. The slow zoom in on Elmoβs face at the end.
3.Β Robin Williams
[working link]
Robins Williamsβ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.
This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up π
my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them
i am suffering academically
thinking about this
I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so thereβs be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook
βThe past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle presentβ are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises
βThe desert seems vast, even endless. And yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.β That quote literally got me through grieving my brother like WTNV goes HARD
A List of Some of My Favorite Quotes From This Insane Podcast:
"You are beautiful when you do beautiful things."
"The present tense of regret is indecision."
"We understand so much, but the sky behind those lights-- mostly void, partially stars-- that sky reminds us we don't understand even more."
"Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small and yet it is."
"Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe, no one will."
"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you."
βWhisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they wonβt. Thatβs what love is.β
"Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But thatβs not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
"When we talk about teenagers, we adults often talk with an air of scorn, of expectation for disappointment. And this can make people who are presently teenagers feel very defensive. But what everyone should understand is that none of us are talking to the teenagers that exist now, but talking back to the teenager we ourselves once were β all stupid mistakes and lack of fear, and bodies that hadnβt yet begun to slump into a lasting nothing. Any teenager who exists now is incidental to the potent mix of nostalgia and shame with which we speak to our younger selves."
"We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"
"Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error."
"We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people."
"A million dollars isnβt cool. You know whatβs cool? A basilisk."
"There's nothing under your bed. There's nothing in your closet. Nothing waits in every darkness. Nothing is the most terrifying thing of all."
"The night sky is ten miles wide, eight miles deep, and floats three miles up. Its favourite food is grape jelly. It wants to be a drummer."
"Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about."
"Ignorance might not actually be bliss, but it is certainly less work."
"And now, a special report. Crocodiles: Can they eat your children? *YES.*"
"Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Donβt worry. Donβt worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Donβt worry."
"As long as Iβm reminding myself things, Iβm a good person, worthy of love β both from myself and others."
"Guns don't kill people! It's impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it's a miracle!"
"Everything is exciting! Particularly existence. Existence is the most thrilling fact of all."
"There is a monster under your bed. A monster at your window. A monster any place you imagine one. You project your monsters on the world."
"You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't commit."
"I like my coffee like I like my nights. Dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through. "
"A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale."
"And now, the weather."
I discovered this podcast at the beginning of high school, and let me tell you, it rewired my synapses.
Not only was it my first experience with positive LGBT representation, it was the show I clung to when everything else went to shit. Whatever was going on in my life, I knew I had this show in my corner, making me laugh, making me cry, making me feel okay about my place in the universe.
I owe the creators of this podcast more than I could express.
"the lights over the Arby's" is such an intrinsically queer piece of writing that it hits me *hard* every time.
"We will never be the same again. But here's a little secret for you: no one is ever the same thing again after anything. You are never the same twice, and much of your unhappiness comes from trying to pretend that you are. Accept that you are different each day, and do so joyfully, recognizing it for the gift it is. Work within the desires and goals of the person you are currently, until you aren't that person anymore, and everything changes once again." (from Episode 75)
"The universe is vast. You are also vast. So is an ant. There are different sizes of infinity."
im calling myself out on this one
π¦ time for crab π¦
today i summoned 69 crabs and they all fell in love with me. i love them too.
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I feel seen and I'm not sure I like it
Unmute !
I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause Iβm sad as hell but I still laughed a little