Oh god...it’s 2016...I turn 30 in five months.
I’M NOT READY FOR THIS.
I turn 40 in six months. I’m not ready for that either.
AHEM.
I turn 50 in a measly five years and 10 months. You will both be MAGNIFICENT.
To be fair, there’s likely head canon somewhere that both you and your braintwin were cryogenically frozen for 10 or so years somewhere along the way, explaining both youthful appearance and your age.
You know, as opposed to beneficial genetics and generally taking care of yourself well. That kind of sensible logic has no place here!
@hypno-sandwich
Either that, or there are paintings of them locked away in an attic somewhere…..
I turn older in a while.
I get older every day. I vastly prefer it to the alternative.
Think I have you all beat. I’ll be 53 in 7 months....




























