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23 he•they

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[thesunnahthebetter]

[theconcealedweapon]

More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".

[hellenhighwater]

I'm trying to replace Vice's urge to bring me live worms with a more constructive activity by rewarding him with adoration when he brings me cat toys that aren't worms. (Most frequently pompoms and dryer balls.) This has been decently successful in recent weeks. The problem is that GoodJobNotWormBaby.exe and NoWakingMeUpBeforeAlarm.exe are running in conflict. Yes, I would definitely prefer a little green pompom at 4 am instead of worms, but I would most prefer being asleep at 4 am.

I am asking a lot of this little guy, and he is trying his best.

[hellenhighwater]

Gotta spin that baby for good behavior

[hellenhighwater]

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[hellenhighwater]

It's raining, and Vice has come caroling into my bedroom with his mouth full of something, fur damp from the catio. He sings the wyrmsong and brings to me

THE GREEN POMPOM! YES YOU FANTASTIC BEAST, SING THE TRIUMPH OF YOUR MIGHTY HUNT! GOOD BOY! GOOD BOY!! SPINNNNNN HIIIIIIMMMMMM

[liberalsarecool]

The oligarchs won't give you anything.

You have to FIGHT. #Unions #WorkerSolidarity

[animate-mush]

In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans

[kungfunurse]

Holy smokes it’s true

Builder.ai collapses after revelation that its "AI" was hundreds of engineers

Builder.ai has collapsed under the weight of several deceptions, ending the rise of a British startup once heralded as a pioneer in democrat

[dimoverdelerium]

way too good to leave in the tags

[mynowherenothing]

Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

[mikiniki3]

universal experience

[liberalsarecool]

MAGA does not care about Trump's stupid and inane economic policies. They want racism. They want misogyny. They want homophobia.

Elect a rapist, get a shockingly unrepentant shithead.

[oshun67]

Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[caesarsaladinn]

what fucking millennium is it

[onion-souls]

China about to reverse those tarrifs with a crate of saffron and a qilin 🦒 🦒 🦒

[wizardarchetypes]

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

[wizardarchetypes]

[beemovieerotica]

loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[stonerparty]

[karmicpunishment]

ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.

[karmicpunishment]

pythia. pythia why are you placing a curse on me

[karmicpunishment]

pythia told me it is not looking good.