Bonjour Fucker

she/they-20+

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[just-french-me-up]

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[aestheticallycha0tic]

I genuinely go feral any time you post killer /silly

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

[lazydreamsublime]

I really like that poster with Freddy

.... but I needed it with Sun

Original down below

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[crazymuffin1]

la llorona: i speak spanish so id tell her to stop crying

train to busan: my destination is before busan

Aliens: im a monsterfucker

a nightmare on elm street: i dont live on elm street

US: i dont live in the united states

[crazymuffin1]

eraserhead: i dont have a quirk (this is a my hero academia tie-in joke)

Carrie: Thats not my name

Green room: my room is red

The orphanage: my parents are alive

I saw the TV glow: yeah they tend to do that when theyre not turned off

The Cabin in the woods: i only have a cottage

The Thing: i love fantastic 4

Werewolves: im a tumblr user 🍍

[crazymuffin1]

10k notes heres the honorable mentions from the notes. click for alt text

these following are probably my favorites. yall got the joke and did it right

reminding me of the version of this i saw on tiktok thats like "nunca diga su nombre" pues nomas no lo digo y ya ["never say their name" okay i wont then 🤷]

special shout out to this one because ngl the previous version wasnt gonna make the cut

[crazymuffin1]

@enyter 25k+ notes thanks for investing early. enter one of the following doors to claim your prize

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[maxbruiser]

Skull issue no. 1

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Recently I took down all my old wall art from over my desk, so I wanted to make some posters to decorate.

[saltiecattoz]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[lets-zofifi-stuff]

I love how tumblr plays with pngs like dolls

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

[estrogenized-valerie]

me, to my roommates: cnc is vanilla, practically everyone i've ever fucked has been into cnc. incest is also just something that everyone is into, it's basically the #1 porn search category. i'm a little embarrassed about how normal my kinks are, since the weirdest shit i'm into is basically knifeplay and bloodplay and intox...

my roommates:

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.