I DESTROYED DISCO

she/they, 25

[themetros]

Tampa Bay, 2017

Heated Rivalry (2025-)

[delprimavera]

the end of hudson's speech before they cut his mic "got through ittt, can i go back down?????" i laughingg. he is so sweet and you can tell he was really trying not to cry. he did amazing

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[shaneshollanders]

[clytemnestraaa]

like actually just imagining ilya owning an industrial fog machine is making me emotional i have never known a character more destined for this.

[averagesquire]

shane comes home one day freaked the fuck out thinking theres a fire inside but ilya's just vibing out with lasers and a fog machine

[themoonandmyman]

He’s just sat on the couch staring into the middle distance in a fugue state while Avicii plays

[clytemnestraaa]

oh my god i didn’t even consider the avicii of it all you know ilya is on suicide watch that whole week he died. posting lyrics on twitter…

[cecoeur]

cuteness aggression is at an 11

[t00thpasteface]

boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"

[fuckyeahmrleonardcohen]

“In Montréal spring is like an autopsy. Everyone wants to see the inside of the frozen mammoth. Girls rip off their sleeves and the flesh is sweet and white, like wood under green bark. From the streets a sexual manifesto rises like an inflating tire, “the winter has not killed us again!””

— Leonard Cohen, “Beautiful Losers”

[lesbianlandry]

bitchy shane i would die for you

[bisexualincarnate]

I know ppl were critical about the tuna melt scene having the dubbed in lines and the editing but we just have to remember that hudcon were so into it they just fucking forgot to even say the shit bc they were fake frotting too hard and Jacob was like. "this is awesome"

[fairycosmos]

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

[gayhockeyshow]

Biblically need ilya on antidepressants and shane begging for that floppy dick like Please can I touch #it Please can I suck #it Please Please Please

[miscelium]

@mybloodstream-caffeine i think i hauve covid

[delprimavera]

in accordance to Show Canon™, I think a few days after it happened Shane thanked every God in the universe that the montreal vs boston game was cancelled. they were both falling too fast and shane did NOT know how to compartmentalize that at the time. he spent every day over the next two years building his walls brick by brick before holemageddon .

in addition to this, he would be even more grateful after the rookie award rooftop makeout. up until that point shane thought that they were both on the same page about the importance of their secret, but when ilya wanted to continue making out after shane pushed him away, he understood that ilya would let them crash and burn if he was impulsive enough.

[delprimavera]

so many posts of this have already been made ik but ilya is so sicklyyy sweet when he and shane meet in the gym after the draft. dude is just a scared 17 year old kid on the other side of the ocean and he's moving to a new continent and yet he's the one to ask "montreal is nice, yes :)?" and then the vulnerability of asking how boston is. just immediately this sweet little angel menace i love him

[delprimavera]

I know shane was internally crashing out soooo bad after losing the canada vs. russia game in 2008 and then subsequently being the second round pick in the draft. it literally fueled shane's entire rookie year. from then until the nhl award's i bet if he only ever won against ilya there still would have been a "all you do is beat me" moment lmaooo

[perlukafarinn]

Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.

Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!

Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.

Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.

Ilya is extremely not chill about this rumor.

[perlukafarinn]

@scunthotter

help 😭😭 ilya's playing 4d chess to keep his man to himself and meanwhile shane's like "it's so nice having ilya with me on my little walks 🥰"

[sunnypeachyy]

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