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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Kiana Khansmith

if i look back, i am lost

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tannertan36
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Peter Solarz

Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@demebird
I should delete. It was stupid to even open this app.
βFMA is bad because it portrays war criminals as sympathetic, likable peopleβ bro thatβs the point. Thatβs the whole point. That is THE point. Did you think Ethnic Cleanser is some kind of special category of person that gets separated away from all the Good People at birth? Did you think thereβs some kind of barn full of Genocide Doers that only gets deployed into the general public during world wars? Did you think assholes who do terrible shit in real life are never charming or likable or capable of doing good things and helping people?Β One of the best parts of FMA is how we the audience realize that some of our core protags have made irredeemable choices, and we have to reckon with the fact that theyβre still people, with the unalienable rights and qualities thereof. Sorry if the Problematics arenβt constantly wearing a dunce cap and a list of all their crimes and this makes the media incomprehensible to you Β
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he βregularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,β I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guyβs voice very clearly in my head but i couldnβt put a name to itΒ
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
Iβm very lucky to own a book thatβs a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didnβt care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didnβt like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs werenβt safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didnβt like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. Heβd right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
I have a new role model
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βjustice grandpa of fistsβ
sigh
well i canβt do the etsy strike thing, as a seller, as i donβt own the store, but what i can do, is that the boss has been wanting me to raise prices on there, so i just jacked all our prices up a bunch. might go back through and do it again.
Firstly I just want to remind you, never click on an Etsy ad, ever; if you do, clear your cookies afterward. if you buy from my shop with a click from an Etsy ad of any kind in your browser history, theyβre dinging me an enormous percentage fee off whatever you buy. I have a repeat customer whoβs now ordered from me six times, and Etsy charges that fee every time she buys, because she clicked on an ad sometime before she made that first purchase. thatβs how it works.
but secondlyβ i havenβt seen many people talk about this but one of the unpopular things etsyβs done is theyβve instituted this new βstar sellerβ status thing, right, and itβs exactly the same mechanism as the metrics Amazon uses to nebulously weight a sellerβs virtues in a way that makes them turn up higher in searches and stuff (or, ~*ooh*~, get the buy box), and on Amazon itβs very explicitly not transparent and the seller is not allowed to know the criteria (and in fact in many cases the criteria are that you have paid for placement), but if they have jumped through all these hoops to meet metrics, then theyβre eligible and in the running, and if they donβt meet those metrics ( again, this is the existing system on Amazon), theyβre dropped entirely from search results, or removed as a seller. (Source: I am also a seller on Amazon. I sell different stuff on Etsy, but Iβve been on both for many years.)
Etsy keeps saying this is optional and itβs fine and itβs not going to get you shadowbanned or whatever, butβ
one of the things they want, just like Amazon, is 24 hour response time to all messages.
Think about a five-day work week. Think about a part-time Etsy seller. There was a help question related to that, where people were like βhow am I supposed to do this,β and Etsyβs official response to that was to encourage sellers to install the app on their phone, so that they could answer questions anytime, anywhere.
yeah. fuck your work-life balance, right? if you donβt have staff, youβd best be answering Etsy questions from your kidβs soccer game or from your dialysis machine or wherever the fuck you are, Etsy does not care and there are no excuses. and you know itβs a matter of time before Star Seller status does, in fact, determine whether you show up in searches at all. This is inevitable.
so, pretty transparently, Etsy is trying to horn in on Amazonβs niche, and is therefore optimizing things for the large-volume resellers that built Amazon. Thatβs where the money is, because itβs all markup on mass-produced crap produced overseas exploitatively. Itβs not about letting small producers connect directly with customers to earn a living, itβs about making middlemen and stockholders rich.
like this isnβt even getting into the fee hike, this is just the experience of attempting to sell things on Etsy.
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*
Me: is that you, Doug
The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones
Me: YEAHHHH
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*
Me: DOUG!!!
How dare anyone over look:
Where it started
DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??
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I hate twitter leftists so fucking much. There's a guy in Brooklyn Center who gave an interview on the news, face exposed, held up a can of soup and looked directly in the camera and said "this is soup for my family" and then winked to the camera. The reporter asked "you're not going to throw that at police, are you?" And he said "it's for my family." Twitter leftists respond to this by all coming out and saying he's hot and wanting to fuck him.
What he did was go on national television, with his face exposed, and said he was going to attack police officers. He just endangered everyone he organizes with. He will be identified, not just by police, and they're gonna use that to target people around him. He is putting the lives of his entire crew at risk because he wanted to say the funny meme on television and decided to expose his face to do it. DO NOT FUCKING DO SHIT LIKE THIS. DO NOT ENCOURAGE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS. IT IS AN INFOSEC NIGHTMARE AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR FRIENDS SPECIFICALLY TARGETED BY POLICE. NOT ONLY WILL THEY HARASS YOU AFTER THE FACT, THEY WILL SPECIFICALLY AIM FOR YOU WITH RIOT MUNITIONS. THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME.
This wasnt for aesthetics or to look scary. If was for the safety of themselves and their comrades.
The state is a machine. It doesn't eat. It doesn't sleep. It doesn't forget. It will get you. It will exploit even the tiniest mistake. They got a chick last year by tracking down her t-shirt.
So many beautiful things.
i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise
31 Days of Halloween - What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement