Jason R.

Demidragon of lightning/Harbinger of chaos (credit to evil-and-lady for the profile picture and Hawker-the-gary for the header)

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[demidragon2]

The Imperium wants YOU to demolish the abominable intelligence.

[itsapmseymour]

“Oh hey, I always liked this series, I wonder who the got to write-“

O H.

They want me to CRY cry.

[knightofleo]

[evtrained]

"Chilchuck would hate Frodo" bullshit, Chilchuck would be super fucking intensely protective of Frodo Baggins.

The ring you got for your inheritance turned out to be CURSED? And you VOLUNTEERED to WALK HUNDREDS of MILES to destroy it!? And when you got stabbed by a monster blade, the ELVES TOOK YOU AWAY FOR MONTHS and you THANKED THEM!?

No. No, I'm your father now, kid. You're joining a union, I'm negotiating your back pay for that trip. And your ongoing medical treatment, and I'm getting you EXTRA for mental anguish. Oh, the elves are offering to take you to some mysterious continent off in the West as recompense? Let's find out how many of these obscure cuss words they can decipher.

[holmsister]

I agree with this post but also I have just been hit with the startling realisation that Chilchuck is who the dwarves thought they were hiring when they went to pick up Bilbo and now I desperately want to read *that* version of The Hobbit

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[kianamaiart]

"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟

"I Want to be a Normal Girl"

SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!

New episode animatic dropping! Planning on doing a stream right before to watch the pilot/episode 1 together and do a small QnA~ There will also be a lil announcement after the credits 👀

WE'RE SO BACK!!!

Make sure to subscribe so you know when the premiere goes live!

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[dkpsyhog]

Makes sense to me

[damnbluewires]

putting it here cos i also didn't know the full process before

[the-haiku-bot]

putting it here cos

i also didn’t know the

full process before

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[demidragon2]

Fellas!

You're not gonna believe what I just learned about nuclear power!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

The Lime is famous for being the absolute worst fruit ever invented

[demidragon2]

Reposting this so that the world knows how wrong one can be

[queer-as-city-folk]

Guess what I am dealing with today (orang)

[demidragon2]

Also, just good info to have on hand as the planer tries to spontaneously combust this summer

[kamil-a]

religious artist: thank you god for guiding my pen to create art

atheist artist: i worked really hard and created art

agnostic artist: no one knows where art comes from

[the-haiku-bot]

religious artist:

thank you god for guiding my

pen to create art

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[demidragon2]

Architect: I know I made this, but I can't remember anything because I was fueled by spite, rage, and an unhealthy amount of caffeine at 3am

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Head to toe in skin tight polyester, mitochondria destroyed due to eating nut butter, sperm count in the negative, prostate completely decimated from sitting on the tiny ass seats. And they’re constantly swerving into busy streets at 180mph trying to get crushed by cars as if that’s more socially acceptable than publicly jerking off. SHAME ON THEM

[queer-as-city-folk]

Now, I can't dispute this, but like they at least don't get off on hitting people like car drivers

[demidragon2]

Are we just gonna ignore the motorcyclists? They gay as hell, no matter their sexual orientation.

[duplexide]

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

[kaibutsu-kid]

Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:

[joey-wheeler-official]

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

[gallusrostromegalus]

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ꖌ╎↸ᓭ リ𝙹∴ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ∷╎⨅⨅ ╎リᓭℸ ̣ᒷᔑ↸ 𝙹⎓ ᓵ⍑ᔑ∷╎ᓭᒲᔑ

[the-haiku-bot]

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ꖌ╎↸ᓭ

リ𝙹∴ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ∷╎⨅⨅ ╎リᓭℸ ̣ᒷᔑ↸ 𝙹⎓

ᓵ⍑ᔑ∷╎ᓭᒲᔑ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nicoforlifetrue]

By god, a corner stone of our culture, I thought it lost to time!

[the-haiku-bot]

By god, a corner

stone of our culture, I

thought it lost to time!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[demidragon2]

This is important info. How else am I going to properly compliment someone's shoelaces?

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[magicratfingers]

[demidragon2]

Release the hound

[astraldemise]

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

[astraldemise]

this website is a hivemind but gotdamn it sure is a squizard

[catadromously]

pondering the orb (wiwaxia) ...

[spacefinch]

SQUIZARD

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is a squizard