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trashcansienna

The duality of relationships

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Also bonus lmao

kyri45

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

anotherdoorbitesthedust

must've been a slow, awkward helicopter ride

homunculus-argument

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

stele3

"I'm really not good at it," the king admits with horrible, aching grief. The country is in disarray. Peasants go hungry. Nobles trade power amongst themselves with impunity.

So the queen takes over and ruthlessly sets things to rights. Fires several generals, hangs nobles, redirects wealth to the peasantry. It isn't long before the first assassination attempt, which she expected.

She did not expect her docile, beetle-obsessed husband to go absolutely feral and fling himself at the assassins wielding a pair of sharp knives.

stele3

Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. He’s been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right it’s all over for you bitches (“you bitches” being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).

itreallyatemyhand

I hate that the "x reader" or "x Y/N" style of fanfic has become sooooo popular, partially because it's just not for me and partially because they clog general non-fic related tags and those authors seem allergic to the "read more" function on this website, but ALSO because I believe that you should have to go through the trouble of creating an absolutely batshit self-insert character, with a backstory that makes no sense and a name that doesn't really gel with the aesthetics of the universe. Legolas and Aragorn should be in a love triangle with Kylie, the angsty sixteen year old half-human half-elf and inexplicable tenth member of the Fellowship. Do the WORK. If everyone was doing "Y/N" nonsense back in the day, there would be no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, or probably Bella Swan. These are important women. They deserve to be named, confusingly and with no regard for the fictional world they inhabit.

melancholygirls

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

stillalittlekid

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

christ-with-a-why

fallow-horn

Jake tries to figure shit out while Chris thinks about the family he could've had :) ...

So I started this in like. April and am just now finishing it. I've got two more comic ideas for this little series thing!

Part 1/2

shidos-daughter

Find the htf ones here

Last pic is my opinion don't come at me

Also:

setttanen

Was hoarding art again... because awkward...

Whoops looks like i made a vampire werewolf AU for Waterbae already very sorry 🥹

Story is simple really one day Wetboy being turned into a vampire and his ass didn't wanna feed on anyone and starved for god knows how long, and then the hunger made his rampage uncontrollable and a lot of people was fed on. Guess who is going to take the blame for him, well Flambae, the wanted werewolf. Herman didn't even want this to happen, but let's see... even the sun can't kill him.

Yaoi not doomed? I can fix that /j

Chad really tried to convince Herman to feed on him instead. Herman is you know, anxious of that, but hungry yes. At the same time Chad still has to run from being hunted, they still meet often in secret to do feeding and other stuff.

Something wholesome something comforting

Cheebs to relax myself, but also for you to know what to expect from me of this couple. 🤓

Wolf ears version, well it's just to look cute, it's not the actual werewolf form for Chad...

setttanen

Couldn't sleep, so i drew gay men.

luoniiel

the lovely ex-sabbat malkavian Alexis for @searedtroutpeacharugula ! always lovee drawing malks - thank you for commissioning me!

commissions open

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against