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Never Learned - Gator Days

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when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

romanceyourdemons

#ow

romanceyourdemons

#stuck

aurvxina

the arm scene but it’s gideon’s heart

pocket-deer-belly

i want yummy bugrer

emmaklee

blackshvck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

friendlyfrankenstein

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

retroactivebakeries

kiradical

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

antiqueanimals

Alfred Joseph Casson (Canadian, 1898 - 1992) Green Winged Teal, circa 1930. Colour silkscreen on paper.

Mayberry Fine Art

dragon-in-a-fez

somewhere in tumblr hq, circa late 2025:

"okay so if they click the replies button it shows them the replies"

"makes sense. and if they click the likes button it shows them the likes?"

"no, it likes the post."

"o...kay. and so if you click the reblogs button, does it reblog the post or show the reblogs?"

"hehehe...that's the really genius part. it's a whole different thing again"

"perfect. push it."

apollosunn-moved-deactivated202

anyone else relate

midnightclover

knucklecurve

filthy, filthy read

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

relevant-wikipedia-articles

andhumanslovedstories

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

plantanarchy

anyone wanna play caterpillars on the milkweed at the park

plantanarchy

@cantankerouscatfish yes!!! Here are some better, less blurry close ups of the fellow. They're like the shrimps of the air....... pretending to be a bird...