Let’s Go Lesbians

serena • she/her • ace lesbian • this blog is a literal mess and I refuse to pick a theme and stick to it

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

[emiliaaclarke]

reblog this with the first celebrity crush you remember ever having in the tags

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

[hotboytev]

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

[esiuqram]

ESIUQRAM

[robosaurusrex]

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Beautiful

[jasoncanty01]

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

[ohgodshesloose]

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

[vaspider]

Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.

This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.

[lapunkrockmere-deactivated20170]

There is so much greatness in this post and all white people care about is defending why they thought the depictions are hats. White people??? Why are you like this???

[so-much-history-in-these-streets]

I’m salty as fuck that we were taught they were crowns at SCHOOL. For Christ sake.

[snorlax-con-tetas-deactivated20]

[despotatoes]

historians trying to cover up gay shit in the past like

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[bucked-up]

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday. no kidding hghhh

[haiku-robot]

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday no kidding

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[bucked-up]

haiku bot, I’m suffering here

don’t mock my pain like this

[bucked-up]

just because it’s sunday doesn’t mean, you all can start reblogging this

[princessesandtiaras-jacie]

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERY SUNDAY MUWHWHAHAHAHAA

[b00bconnoisseur]

ITS FINALY SUNDAY

*hits reblog*

MUWAHAHAHAHHAH

[smooththegoofyshark]

Sunday!

[fishstickks]

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

[ghostswithoutjournals]

SUNDAYYYY

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[catchymemes]

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[gaelic-moon-daughter]

Me, a white chick *sees anything pumpkin spice*: IT’S WHITE GIRL SEASONNNN

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[catchymemes]

Reblog this last

[catchymemes]

Reblog this second

[catchymemes]

Reblog this first

[witchomo-blog]

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

[witchomo-blog]

The boys…

They have arrived….

[wizzard890]

the most ice-cold read on broadway I’ve ever seen in my life

[florida-69]

I tore my torso off and sent it fedex ground to Chicago 😂

[bapouro]

i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay  

[doctordisaster]

Look at these friendly and kind boys! The mlm demon with his overly fashionable haircut and the wlw demon with such big ears to listen & be supportive. They’re both so glad you’re happy together.

[jumpingjacktrash]

the original shippers

[zeldaspeaks]

they look like a pair of disney villain minions and i love them

[pochowek]

[weeb-potato]

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

This is fucking amazing 

[aphony-cree]

modern Sappho high school au