Fandoms. So Many Fandoms.

27. Canadian through and through.

[youronebraincell]

[acotars]

@booksociety’s To Me She Is Royalty: The Bridge Kingdom by Danielle L. Jensen

I will be the next Queen of Ithicana. And I will bring the Bridge Kingdom to its knees.

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Baby’s first Christmas

[ludaprilgate]

bitch me too

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[docorwho]

M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

[azriona]

It’s not Christmas unless this giftset has appeared on your dash at least five times.

[syrenpan]

It’s back 💕

[lizawithazed]

it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash 

[talaline]

Annual Wilf reblog.

[afro-elf]

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

[afro-elf]

i mean they've heard a brockhampton song but that's all and they don't know the words and they haven't built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that's just easier to deal with

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

Hamilton

[afro-elf]

that's not rap music

[gayvetforlife]

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

[afro-elf]

do you live in the suburbs?

[gayvetforlife]

Yeah, why?

[afro-elf]

[awxward]

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

[afro-elf]

i can’t do this anymore

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

[neil-gaiman]

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

[jenroses]

[bulkier-days]

New to the game.... come play 😋

https://onlyfans.com/nnursejessie

[bulkier-days]

🙃🙃🙃

[bulkier-days]

Forever wishing I looked like the girl in snapchat camera 🤷‍♀️😂

[mckitterick]

this feels relevant

[mckitterick]

art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard

[mckitterick]

found this new term over at Urban Dictionary

[pariaaaaah]

[athelari]

The real Stardew Valley experience be like:

Pierre: My small local business will die if JojaMart sinks its claws in town.

Shane: I hate my life, all I ever do is work, drink, sleep, and what's the point of that?

Leah: My ex was toxic but I can't help thinking I'm the selfish one for leaving them.

Penny: My mother's drinking addiction is really taking a toll on both of us.

Sebastian: My family doesn't understand me and my parents love my sister more.

Jodi: I love my husband, but the war has changed him. I'm trying my hardest but it's exhausting.

The player:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bitchycode]

[wizardofgaysex]

hey, congratulations. you follow all the right people. supernatural ended season 15 in March and it has been on netflix for weeks and you had no clue

[vaderlord]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but

[crjdedicated]