Writer without a Clue

Hi. I'm a writer. I also like drawing, crocheting, and lately I've taken up juggling too. Creator of the Flipside AU and Dad Stan AU (with OC Holly Pines) for Gravity Falls, among others, which can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/detectivejigsaw/works

[supreme-leader-stoat]

DNI if you've ever:

Been to Greenland

Been to Denver

Buried treasure in St. Louis (or St. Paul for that matter)

Been to Moscow

Been to Tampa

Been to Boston (only if you went during the fall, though)

Hoisted a mainstay

Swabbed a poop deck

Veered to starboard

You know what just DNI if you've ever sailed at all

Walked a gangplank

Owned a parrot (I shouldn't have to explain this one)

Been to Boston in the fall (cannot overstate this)

[edgar-allan-possum]

Okay, but what if I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You're safe

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[thats-ee]

How it started vs. how it’s going

[seven-oomen]

I know the ongoing fanon thing is Stewjon is space Scottland, but honestly, I think it's funnier if it's space Florida. And all the other planets know about the place and its near human people. But for the love of the force, don't talk about it, or Stewjon man/woman/person might come to your door!

[padawanmoscati]

"Stewjon Man Evades Death 15 Times In One Rotation Before Being Wrested Into Medbay"

"Stewjon Man Self-Defenestrates From Senator's Apartment; Claims No Liability"

"Stewjon Man Found Buried Under Third Systems Army Requisitions Paperwork"

"Stewjon Man Accepts Weapon From Force Goddess, Threatens Her Brother With It"

"Stewjon Man Charged By CIS With 8,382,462 Counts of Sarcasm And Subterfuge"

"Stewjon Man Infuriates Mandalore With His Stubbornness, Named Guest Of Honor At Next Kalevalan Royal Banquet"

[detectivejigsawpines]

“Stewjon Man Falls From Ceiling, Destroys Expensive Machinery, Does Not Elaborate”

“Stewjon Man’s Robes found Distributed Across the Galaxy”

[seven-oomen]

I know the ongoing fanon thing is Stewjon is space Scottland, but honestly, I think it's funnier if it's space Florida. And all the other planets know about the place and its near human people. But for the love of the force, don't talk about it, or Stewjon man/woman/person might come to your door!

[padawanmoscati]

"Stewjon Man Evades Death 15 Times In One Rotation Before Being Wrested Into Medbay"

"Stewjon Man Self-Defenestrates From Senator's Apartment; Claims No Liability"

"Stewjon Man Found Buried Under Third Systems Army Requisitions Paperwork"

"Stewjon Man Accepts Weapon From Force Goddess, Threatens Her Brother With It"

"Stewjon Man Charged By CIS With 8,382,462 Counts of Sarcasm And Subterfuge"

"Stewjon Man Infuriates Mandalore With His Stubbornness, Named Guest Of Honor At Next Kalevalan Royal Banquet"

[blueberry-ry]

During his Padawanship Dooku had to fight for his life to not start speaking like Yoda, and the day he accidentally did so is one neither Jocasta or Sifo will ever let him forget

[syn0vial]

my oldest boba fett headcanon, from before i even knew what a headcanon was, is that this man, who regularly whiled away the hours on kamino as a boy reading novels and who has a job that often requires him to do nothing more than stand around looking menacing for hours on end, definitely has an e-reader app installed on his helmet

[redbean-nom]

boba missed luke like four times on the sail barge and then fell in the sarlacc because he accidentally clicked his 23 open tabs of space-ao3 instead of his combat display

[bairnsidhe]

You cannot leave this gold in the tags!

[brachiosaurus-on]

I like to imagine that at least once during the clone wars someone sent a report to General Kenobi and a very tired Master Kenobi just graded it and sent it back.

[redminibike1]

#my type of amusement varies based on whose report was graded#Ahsoka revises the mistakes and politely resubmits assuming Obi-Wan is teaching her how to write better reports#Anakin throws a tantrum because he’s a knight now and nothing is ever good enough for Obi-Wan anyway#Cody immediately picks up on what must have happened and sends the report back with some revisions accepted and some rejected#Mace calls him and tells him to take a nap#Yoda goes over the entire report with a green pen (Obi-Wan used red) and corrects the sentence structure to match his speech patterns#Waxer and Boil spend several hours overthinking whether or not the General is upset with them#Depa calls just to laugh at him like an older sister#Luminara wonders if this is a joke from Obi-Wan or a critique from Councilor Kenobi before she figures it out#Admiral Yularen just blinks at it because he knew working with Jedi was an experience but wow#Palpatine is enraged and seething at this power play he does not understand#it consumes his thoughts even after Obi-Wan sends an apology which obviously must be part of the power play

HEY HEY HEY you CANNOT leave these in the tags!! You CAN’T

[brachiosaurus-on]

#there has to also be a time when he corrects his own report

@flimsiplastfolio congratulations on having the funniest addition to this post

[brachiosaurus-on]

#quinlan vos just sends it back with more errors

honorable mention @foundfamilynonsense

[amarcia]

I think so many of Obi-Wan's memories of Qui-Gon end up being that big tall master of his looking elsewhere, saying something far ungraspable for his padawan self. The memory of standing on his toes to see past that tall shoulder to glimpse the same thing.

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[awayfornowpeace-deactivated2021]

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[hkthatgffan]

The way this continues to age well

[artsymeeshee]

Can we please get any interactions with Ford and Isabella Ramirez? Like say, Isa sucking his fingers?

She likes holding on to them

[mroddmod]

some magma doodles of the youncles au by @leeseechkeens. i'm addicted to it just a little

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[stephreynaart]

HC: Ford's sense of humor never matured

[d4ri0-valendflield]

Random sketches of Ivy Pepper (Lackadaisy)

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[gooseworx]

We all know transfem Jax is the intended reading of his character now, but are we still allowed to hold other interpretations that maybe we've had for a long time? (genderfluid Jax, GNC cis Jax, etc...)

It's just sad to see so many people being attacked and harassed out of the fandom right now even while they acknowledge and fully respect Jax being trans just because they have a different interpretation of him

You guys can genuinely do whatever you want without needing to ask me for permission.