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[goose-detector]

hiiii im the goose detector!! call me goo, i detect geese in posts!!

these are the images ill use for detecting geese :3

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goose detected

no goose detected

goo speaks

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

hey.

[gimmick-fixer]

Wait a minute

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Dude I literally did that first

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

[murpledurple]

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

[gimmick-thief-thief]

hey.

wanna know a secret.

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Wh. What

[gimmick-thief-thief]

nothing…

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

do you wanna know a secret?

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

[gimmick-thief-thief]

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

[murpledurple]

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

Check notes for all interactions because it branches off

[gimmick-thief-thief]

so you ARE insane. got it

[gimmick-fixer]

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

literally nuh uh

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Yuh huh

[the-sniffer]

nuh uh

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

YUH. HUH.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

[gimmick-thief-thief]

We’re literally the same person.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YKU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HIW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Hehe

[the-sniffer]

AHHH!!!!

wait a minute who am I?!?!???!

[murpledurple]

ME

[trolleybusaberrations]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs around my house bumping into random blogs every which way, screaming and flailing, knocking posts off the walls*

[gimmick-fixer]

One of us

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

One of us

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

One of us

[gimmick-theif-xx-27]

How did this only start to get coherent with the paranoid schizophrenia part.

[gimmick-thief]

THERES BEEN ANOTHER ONE THIS ENTIRE TIME????

[bread-detector]

Glad there’s only one of me :)

[gimmick-thief]

i think you just did the tumblr equivalent of saying “quiet” in any customer service job

[goose-detector]

what the fuck is going on here, honk honk??

no goose detected!

[into-the-gimmickverse]

Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

[goose-detector]

ooh, lists, honk honk!

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

@mangodetector

[mangodetector]

Oh me oh my… a mango? A delicious mango? For little ol’ me? Don’t mind if I do 😌

[mangodetector]

W

Hwo turned off the lights

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: one down, several thousand to go. soon enough I'll be the only gimmick blog standing!)

[asexual-official]

Magoooo!! :DD

[pea-detector]

No peas, try harder.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

@pea-detector

[pea-detector]

I hate you.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: another one bites the dust. this might just be easier than expected)

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: I knew you wouldn't notice it)

[goose-detector]

no goose detected!

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: we need to speed things up)

[goose-detector]

oh! goose detected!

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

@mangodetector

[mangodetector]

Oh me oh my… a mango? A delicious mango? For little ol’ me? Don’t mind if I do 😌

[mangodetector]

W

Hwo turned off the lights

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: one down, several thousand to go. soon enough I'll be the only gimmick blog standing!)

[asexual-official]

Magoooo!! :DD

[pea-detector]

No peas, try harder.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

@pea-detector

[pea-detector]

I hate you.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: another one bites the dust. this might just be easier than expected)

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: I knew you wouldn't notice it)

[goose-detector]

no goose detected!

[dragonsheepstudios]

whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: gc g 't c tat t a a aat a g atg . Tat' t at t a t t. G t t t tt t ct t t t t a tg .

Closest match: Brienomyrus brachyistius serine/threonine-protein kinase pim-1-like (LOC125724529), transcript X5, mRNA Common name: Baby Whale

(image source)

[does-this-require-cyanobacteria]

The BABY WHALE (Brienomyrus brachyistius) would NOT EXIST without Cyanobacteria

The Baby Whale is a weakly electric fish in the superfamily Mormyridae (which also contains Peter's Elephant Nose Fish, the animal with the largest brain:body ratio of any deuterostome).

These fish would not exist without Cyanobacteria because they breathe O2, the vast majority of which followers of this blog already know has been and continues to be created exclusively by Cyanobacteria!

P.S. I totally do not run another popular blog on Tumblr... I'm definitely just a Cyanobacteria lover and nothing else (;

[blatentmisinformation]

All of us purely exist to fuel the gimmick. In fact, we are closer to a collective hallucination or tulpa than a sapient person.

[baba-is-blog]

BABA IS BLOG

BLOG IS WIN

[rainworld-name-verifier]

Blog is win might be a valid iterator name.

[the-lizard-of-approval]

Everyone here is approved by The Lizard!

[goose-detector]

no goose detected!

[the-actual-ocean]

Ocean announcement:

this is what awaits you

[billyp673]

@fish-identifier do you know what it is?

[fish-identifier]

don't think it's a fish

[crab-detector]

Not a crab either ❌

[goose-detector]

goose not detected!

[goose-detector]

WHY DOES OUR INTRO POST KEEP GETTING REBLOGGED BY POPULAR BLOGS HELP HONK HONK

[thecrowfinder]

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

[transmasc-menace]

time for people to do the funniest thing ever

[thecrowfinder]

Do not.

[official-ireland]

gimmick blogs attack

@definitely-the-real-belgium @non-tyrannical-usa @unofficial-illinois

[rhode-island-empire]

do I need to break out the list again it's been a while since I've done that

[official-ireland]

please do rhodey, it's fun when the list comes out

[rhode-island-empire]

part 2

@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official @actually-danish-denmark

@official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland @forever-scotland

@totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu

@india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official @the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy

@guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand @definitely-brasil @very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official @i-am-poland @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa @the-state-of-michigan @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official

@the-us-navy-offical @the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god

@utah-offical @mhm-wisconsin @the-only-ontario @actually-alberta @new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

[the-official-goose-god]

bread

[mossy-bugs]

@goose-detector

[goose-detector]

huh what

uh. goose detected!

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[adam--official]

fruit.. i ate a fruit once......

[lucifer-official]

You're not still mad about that, are you?

[devils-oath]

ADAM EATS GAY PEOPLE PASS IT ON

[lucifer-official]

That's why he tried to bite me in the Garden?!?!

[devils-oath]

Luci you’re gay?! I’m so proud of you for coming out

[lucifer-official]

girls pretty

[mayo-is-all]

Mayo behavior

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm elvis

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Snoah snama I'm snailvis

[you-get-water]

ALL of us get some water!

[official-official-post-posts]

Unofficial official non-official post

[official-olm-posts]

[totally-india]

Official India post

[goose-detector]

uh. no goose detected!

[girl-detector]

Quick girl detect this.. oh.... hm......

Also need a verification of if this is a rat or not @rat-detector

[rat-detector]

Eh. Fuck if I know.

[girl-detector]

thank you rat-detector, it's good to know we're on the same page about it :3

[goose-detector]

i can tell you that its not a goose, for definite!

[girl-detector]

If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

[girl-detector]

I did too, hope this helps

[girl-detector-detector]

As did I.

[girl-detector]

[gimmick-thief]

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

give me back my fucking checkmark

[gimmick-thief]

no

[gimmick-thief-thief]

[gimmick-thief]

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

[lobster-detector]

Lobster not detected

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

how about now?

[gimmick-thief]

when life gives you lobsters

[spell-unlocked]

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

[girl-detector]

Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?

[dat-physics-gal]

if they leave you spellbound

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It's still happening

[girl-detector]

[eightglass]

yayy i get to use one of my favourite reaction images

[girl-detector]

there's girls there, hope this helps

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[which-entity-this-post-serves]

This post serves The Spiral.

How did we even get here?

[girl-detector]

the power of girls i guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[goose-detector]

no goose detected!

[the-identifier]

I dont remember ever following you, but I guess the great geese in the sky have ordained it so I'll stay

follower identified

[goose-detector]

goose detected! kinda?

[goose-detector]

whats the word for a single geese

isnt it.. goose? honk honk

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[goose-detector]

no goose detected!

[goose-detector]

guys, you know im active like once a month, honk honk

[goose-detector]

hiiii im the goose detector!! call me goo, i detect geese in posts!!

these are the images ill use for detecting geese :3

tags\/

goose detected

no goose detected

goo speaks

[gimmick-thief]

[goose-detector]

how could you do this to me :(