Odds and Sods

A little bit of what I fancy

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[waitwtfismylife]

i love queen. their discography ranges from:

six minute multitudes of unsolicited madness (like 4 of them)

an entire album of fantasy worldbuilding

car fucker ™

i wanna rail ride my bike

a satire song about suicide that rhymes "wrists" with "tits"

you should kill youself ™ (my favorite)

the most heartbreaking, earth-shattering, Heaven-splitting love ballad you'll ever hear

the most boss ass bitch hard rock anthem ever written

pew pew motherfuckers

girls with nice asses make the world go round

do you feel the weight of the cosmos pressing down on you? DO YOU?

try to fucking stop us now. i dare you

it's ok to like the simple things in life, but you have to be PUNK WHILE YOU DO IT

gay ™

[themaidenofwords]

Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

[cee4bugza]

supplemental: tim complimented my shirt today. i’m now stalking his home address

[thepromisedbride]

really looking forward to the elias reveal in protocol where he shows up the office and alice comes to the horrible realisation that her weed dealer is related to gwen

[tiktaalic]

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

and they're like "uhhh it's a door. open it already. why would you even ask?"

and then you do and they forcibly tear your hand away "NO NOT LIKE THAT ACID COMES OUT IF YOU DO IT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT" and they proceed do a handstand and open the door with their butt cheeks "just open it normally idiot. use common sense."

and they've been opening this door with upside down butt cheeks for 20 years and it really is common sense to them at this point and they see nothing strange about it and they make some crack about how young people are morons who aren't taught buttcheek door skills and you still aren't sure if the acid thing is real but now you're afraid to ask

[gerrydelano]

look at the sky, martin… look at the sky. it’s looking back.

[anydaynowany]

[tape recorder clicks]

[shop5]

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

[the-zenith-calls]

sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95

[dewymgee]

One way ticket to hell and back is the Darkness's best album, honestly the jokes, the tunes, it slaps so hard and has me headbanging to songs about male-pattern baldness, masterpiece

[doctorcurdlejr]

[annabelle--cane]

best tma fanservice:

elias having three separate scenes of getting his shit rocked

martin getting confirmed to be good at rowing in the third to last episode of the entire show

any time the admiral was there

jon canonically infodumping about emulsifiers and then having absolutely no memory of it

"I am not, nor have I ever been, adorable." "okay, not true."

wtgfs sex tunnels real

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

I have found a Legendary Post

[doe--lita-deactivated20220823]

ITS HERE

[ch-ch-ch-cherrrybomb]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[wannabewachter]

How did Russia make a fucking TUMBLR POST illegal

[dewymgee]

I am obsessed with the bassman sticker Paul has had on the hofner in the Get Back footage

[sarahseeandersen]

[frodolives]

fav part is paul doing parkour to distract himself from the fact that his life is falling apart