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zuko rly thought the avatar was 100 years old, and he was still fully prepared to fucking kidnap him. imagine if that had actually gone down like zuko thought it would. you’re a fully-realized avatar and you’ve been hiding out for over a century and all of a sudden you get approached by this 13 year old kid who’s like “WHATS GOOD I’VE GOT NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND I’M READY TO FIGHT GOD”

mzminola

#i would simply adopt him #there’s no other choice in this situation [tags via professorsparklepants]

spectraspecs-writes

Nah see iroh would walk up to Aang and be like “listen, you ever had kids? humor the boy, I’ll make you some tea.” And Aang never changes so he’d be like “dope free tea this should be fun” and ends up passing wisdom on to Zuko whether he likes it or not, and doing shenanigans to make the trip to the fire nation take twice as long. At one port he escapes and finds another old man and says hey wanna prank a teen and this old dude is like hell yeah, what do I have to do? so Aang’s like imma give you some sick tattoos an zuko is like you know what let’s just bring them both but it turns out the other old dude is king bumi.

shieldmaiden19

Pretty soon there’s a flock of old men trailing Prince Zuko like ducklings, straight up to the Fire Nation Palace to dethrone the Fire Lord

romanirainbow

ruinedchildhood

pwapboi-deactivated20200412

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

wallcrawler-exmachina

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

wickedwitchshaming

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere this is worse jade how did you manage to make this worse

necromatador

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts. Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen. Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

luminosombra-deactivated2025020

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR” - Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

pwapboi-deactivated20200412

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

pokemonpostsdaily

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

kingjackalope

Someone in the comments asked what was going on here:

This dude is brewing some booze. This process creates gas and if you’re not careful with a fully sealed bottle they can explode. The gloves provide space for the gases to gather and a visual way to check the fermentation- if the glove isn’t inflating, something went wrong in that bottle.

He’s saluting them because he’s funny as hell.

the-last-teabender

He is showing respect

snekromancy

dollopheadedmerlin

This is it. This is the entire pet care experience in one video

pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20

DENNIS NOT THE LIGHT

NONONONO

they-call-me-ren

M m m mm m

Pr otabl s u n

a-goose-wearing-cat-ears

@less-depresso-more-espresso

chicany

g-iggle

why father

theindestructiblelittlemy

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

randomslasher

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism.

methotrex8

tathracyn

I have minimal memories of Powerpuff Girls and maybe three hours of consideration under my belt, let's see if I can put together a better PPG reboot than CW's atrocity.

It's twenty years later and the girls are all struggling to make their own ways in the world. It turns out a childhood of heroics and living with an eccentric inventor means they missed out on some important parts of being human. When the Professor is attacked, and most of his research stolen, the girls come back together to recover the research, shut down the abominations of science twisted from his work, and hopefully finish learning to be humans as well as heroes.

Blossom is partway through a masters' degree in political science. She was the sister who really understood the complexities of crime statistics, government corruption, and income inequality, and decided to go into a career in politics to fix things. When she's not at class she's organizing protests, speaking with politicians, or trying to dismantle the lobbyist industry. She hasn't had a free day in three years, but she insists she's fine, she's superhuman and can handle it. She's lying to herself more than her family.

Bubbles went into animal conservation. Her ability to talk with animals makes her perfect for it, and really, she always loved protecting animals. She's also heavily involved in activism, especially climate activism, and can be found at the front of every protest within flying distance, standing between protestors and the cops like a guardian angel. She's very well known because of it, and is using her fame to spread awareness however she can. She hides it well, but the constant trauma of facing the world's evils is slowly crushing her spirit.

Buttercup is a full-time superhero with the Society of Associated Puffketeers, formerly the Association of World Super Men, and the only one still actively doing hero work. She doesn't work with other heroes often, preferring to chase down more mundane criminals instead of making headlines fighting the latest supervillain. She's beat up a lot of domestic abusers, human traffickers, and the like. She enjoys it, enjoys the rush of a fight she knows is vindicated, but deep down she's afraid that she's not worth anything outside of her capacity for violence. She also doesn't know who she is outside of the ass-kicking superhero life.