godzilla hog squeezer @dilfjugs - Tumblr Blog

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

pidgefudge

#he’s so pathetic <3

do-you-have-a-flag

#probably not the worst gig this person has had

commanderchr1st

when you're trying to please her but you're doing it on the edge of a bunk bed

#i was thinking about this music video and laughing earlier today hashtag psychic connection #.gif

lumsel

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

freakonakaleesh

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

freakonakaleesh

thelovingend-deactivated2025073

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

happy pride

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

soyalexnajera

#this scene fucking rules lmao #the simpsons #.mp4

molabuddy

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

saltedsour

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

molabuddy

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

#obligatory catfish joke

innerchildabortionclinic

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

killuazedykee

lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.