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Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

#something about markiplier specifically appearing in dreams is so funny to me #imagine having one of those classic stress dreams where you’re naked or your teeth fall out or whatever #and then suddenly #in the distance #“hello everybody—”

kosmogrl

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silverbridge-harbor

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

#she can’t keep getting away with this #cats

crittaslink

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

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squonkcity

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

felysha

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

felysha

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

#rip jonathan joss #homophobia #transphobia #racism

momoboyds

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

unalivejournal

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

capacity2

Leather fetish but all I see is party city pleather 😕

#this is so fucking real actually

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.