I'm made of syrup

I'm a little dumb.

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[girlteuthis]

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[altospaceangel]

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

[evilwizard]

i think every news headline from now on should end with ‘What does it portend?’

[slavery]

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[slavery]

[mevil]

[electricpurrs]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[femalegothic]

Happy Binders Full of Women Day to all those who celebrate!

[albertnatural]

knuckle tattoos that say CRAB MEAT

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

a third hand with 9 fingers that reaches around from the right and says IMITATION

[melrosing]

saw Hozier at Reading festival yesterday and he did about a five min speech focused mostly on Palestine, called out the fact that the UK government’s legislation on Palestine Action is insane….. and I just looked at BBC iPlayer and they broadcast every major set except his. which was literally the one that closed the night. like idk the censorship of pro Palestine sentiments in this country is insane

[melrosing]

and fwiw the cheering for his statement was so loud, I know a festival crowd was always gonna steer young but institutions like the BBC behaving like pro Palestine sentiments aren’t widely echoed by the public is a joke

[picopepin]

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[bearfeathers]

[sexhaver]

this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

[elcycyromem]

guys lol i think iattract fruit flies

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[lixomania]

[meawsupport]

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figurenof emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

[grubshitto]