Fixin' to Thrill

This is a very random assortment of things that I like. Courtnay

[sometimes-almostnever]

Nick reading the Order for filth 😂

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[politicalsci]

[aint-coming-back-lol-deactivate]

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

[red-umbrella-811]

[false-gods-and-petty-kings]

[catchymemes]

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[everets]

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

[bidoof]

They are still growing

[jesternoise]

the first horse…….. was human

[logarto]

i dont think you should want to engage in sexual activities with leatherface or michael m. myers or fredderick krueger or whatever. i dont think thats normal.

[shitpostempire]

[namelesswarning]

So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess they’re only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.

[jaynejezebelle]

Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.

[rrdcooc]

To be fair, he knew how to draw two men

[swarnpert]

twinks and bears

[kiwimidnight]

[impsexual]

[wocinsolidarity]

BLESS

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

[jade-green-butterfly]

This deserves another reblog~~<33

[superheroesincolor]

Homegoing (2017)

Ghana, eighteenth century: two half sisters are born into different villages, each unaware of the other. One will marry an Englishman and lead a life of comfort in the palatial rooms of the Cape Coast Castle. The other will be captured in a raid on her village, imprisoned in the very same castle, and sold into slavery.

Homegoing follows the parallel paths of these sisters and their descendants through eight generations: from the Gold Coast to the plantations of Mississippi, from the American Civil War to Jazz Age Harlem. Yaa Gyasi’s extraordinary novel illuminates slavery’s troubled legacy both for those who were taken and those who stayed—and shows how the memory of captivity has been inscribed on the soul of our nation.

by Yaa Gyasi (Author)

Get it here

Yaa Gyasi was born in Ghana and raised in Huntsville, Alabama. She holds a BA in English from Stanford University and an MFA from the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, where she held a Dean’s Graduate Research Fellowship. She lives in New York City.

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[epiphanies]

[bisexualpiratequeen]

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

[bisexualpiratequeen]

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

[missvoltairine-blog]

I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte

[bisexualpiratequeen]

The only good addition to this post

[captainedbypalliddata]

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

[man-in-space-deactivated2023101]

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

[yiffmaster]

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

[maudlingoblin]

please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.

i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.

[jewishdragon]

It’s so damn well written please read this

[karnalesbian]

reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it

[jelloapocalypse]

In case you were not convinced by the description alone, here is an excerpt: