Hey you know Sid from Ice age?
You probably think he is kinda pathetic, goofy, stupid and just a little bit of comic relief.
YOU BETTA GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT
Sid is no ordinary sloth.
Sid is a fucking GROUND sloth.
this is what Sid actually looks like.
Lets get some perspective on that
See that shit right next to our buddy Sid?
Sid could have smacked the shit out of a fucking elephant
Would not have ended very well for our buddy Diego
Giant Sloths could and probably did fuck up entire packs of Sabre Tooth tigers, and then take a shit on their memory, without even waking their big asses up
Don’t fuck with Giant sloths
Giant sloths stood seven meters tall and weighed in at about 7 tons
cause forget Diego, Sid could have kicked your ass too
Lets look at a size comparison
Sid is the equivalent of a mammoth with fucking arms and claws
Sid is without a doubt the biggest badass in that show, and probably in all of history.
So next time it is family movie night
and your weak shit asses are watching Ice Age
Sid could fuck up everyone else in that show.