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[aethergeologist]

Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard Boiled Egg!

I might have been slightly overconfident with this piece

[in-a-vancaster]

It’s a little late, but I made a the commander as a commander (or is he the sergeant at arms of the deck?) for the glorious 25th of May

The CMC is wrong but I can’t be arsed to fix that at 2am. It’s supposed to be 7cmc.

Anyways…

They rise heads up, heads up high!

Art credit to @nezumivi :D

[alda-rana]

Yes, I'm a week late, but better late than never. It is a book about time travel, after all. Reasonably-priced love leading the people, after the illustrious model :)

I am no Delacroix, but I wanted to do this for many years and I had fun. It's not as good as I would like it to be, but probably as good as I can make it!

[sanenc-draws]

Assorted Vetinaris.

[onetobeamupart]

They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they want to.

This book is dedicated to those fine men.

[leona-florianova]

Philosophers

[miloheilo]

WATCH WATCH WATCH!!

that’s right they’re ALL here

[togfer]

lowkey obsessed with my Death bookend that I have so I drew the pose

[moderator-monnie]

oooo love this death design and the way you draw them.

[katamine01]

Not quite the 25th of May, but I’ve been reading my way through The Discworld Watch books and thoroughly enjoying them and some fanart was in order

[winglesselgniw]

[lurrlonde]

its a heavy burden, having a heart as big as a city. and heavier still when it loves you back

prints

[vysogotaofcorvo]

IN A DISTANT and second-hand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the curling star-mists waver and part . . .

See . . .

"GNU Sir Terry Pratchett" - L-Space Wiki / Ursula K. LeGuin / "Terry Pratchett" - Wikipedia / "GNU" - Urban Dictionary / Going Postal by Terry Pratchett / Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett / Brandon Sanderson / Paul Kidby / The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett

[donloco]

Of all the authors I have read over the course of 50+ years, Sir Terry was the most life changing and educating. My life and the lives of those I love are the brighter and more wonderful because of his work. Where's My Cow has become a required gift to new parents in our orbit, destined to become the most chewed and loved book in their collection. It was my sons favorite for the entirety of their childhood and I have been assured should I pass on before they have children that it will be read to them as well.

Thank you so much Sir Terry, the world was a far greater place for your having visited with us for a while.

[lost-carcosa]

10 years gone today

[ozcarr]

Bunch of Ankh-Morpork denizens of varying art styles from months ago when I was trying to figure out how they looked in my head

[togfer]

some Death

[krowbby]

Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

🌅peach-bi-street

who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

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helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

🌅↺peach-bi-street

oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

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i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

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are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

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peer-reviewed tags

#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

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Ankh-Morpork Heritage Post

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trainhoe-deactivated19890205

hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

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assassins got them

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[frayedcobweb]

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[gardensofcanaan]

@lancrewizzard

[kepochaika]

"...Children are our hope for the future.'

THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, said Death.

'What does it contain, then?'

ME.

'Besides you I mean!'

Death gave him a puzzled look. I'M SORRY?

The storm reached its howling peak overhead. A seagull went past backwards.

'I meant,' said Ipslore, bitterly, 'what is there in this world that makes living worth while?'

Death thought about it.

CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE."

(c) Terry Pratcett "Sourcery"

[bloodydamnreaperofmars]

The Catalan Discworld edition is the best edition ever and you won't change my mind...

LOOK HOW PRETTY THEY ARE!!!