Helloo

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[stas-j-fox]

✨Girls✨

[stas-j-fox]

✨ Unicorn ✨

[depsidase]

[birds-in-posts]

Domestic pigeon (Columba livia domestica)

[altades]

Who's this guy? from @sugarpasteltmnt fic

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[professorlonic]

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[wlwaluigi]

listen she may have just been humoring you but even my limited experience with Romanian nuns has taught me that there is one thing they are absolutely dead serious about and it is their multi-generational fear of vampires

[dobs-s]

a menace machine

[sinosauropteryxjuice]

Short post of paleontologists absolutely slaying photo shoots with their discoveries. Please add more such images if you have them.

[lorigraphica-deactivated2024102]

Here’s some bon(e)us ones: José Bonaparte with Carnotaurus and (the late) Jorge Calvo with a lower jaw of the largest described Giganotosaurus. 

(1st photo by Louie Psihoyos, 2nd photo from Calvo's Twitter)

[raptorcivilization]

Khishigjav Tsogtbaatar and the arms of Deinocheirus

[doccywhomst]

Susan Hendrickson standing next to “Sue,” the most complete Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton ever found, on August 12, 1990. here’s some bangers:

[my-random-fandoms]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

[mothwizard]

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

[dramatic-dolphin]

who let biologists play dnd

[byjove]

[freiherr-von-naarenburg]

[flannelunderpants]

[bloominglegumes]

finally,,, i make my little guy do a little dance,,, the power i hold,,

(based on choreo by Molly Long - song: Pop Muzik by M)

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

And they were roommates...

[roach-works]

Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to help save Florida’s dying reef

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

[fortunes-haven]

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers. One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

[autumngracy]

"Can you describe your prior work experience?"

"I'm a professional crab botherer."

[ottermatopoeia]

[why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat]

Fuck yeah!!!!

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅