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Update:
Give me Colin Mochrie as Moriarty. A very exasperated Moriarty, that this comedy giraffe keeps foiling his plans.

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Please acknowledge this revelation I just had.
Update:
Give me Colin Mochrie as Moriarty. A very exasperated Moriarty, that this comedy giraffe keeps foiling his plans.
this is genius
I would marry this woman and lovingly watch her berate her cows for the rest of my life
https://nypost.com/2020/12/28/man-beaten-with-iced-tea-after-saying-n-word-to-customer/
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Why is amazon treating its employees like teachers treat students
Because infantilizing your underpaid workers is the best strategy to instill feelings of inferiority and fear, while also encouraging them to want to please middle managers for better treatment while not actually improving their situation at all. Its very effective.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Company_scrip
Everybody needs to take a good, hard look at the history of West Virginia, so they can understand just how badly companies will sink their claws into your life, and how to stop them from doing it again.
We are really gonna replay the 1920s all over again
ok but this is cute
expected Boomer joke, pleasantly surprised
i would die for grinch.
I’ve probably shared this before, but..
i love women so much i wanna cry
You are a devout Paladin trying to prevent the resurrection of a dark goddess. Ultimately you fail. When the goddess awakens, she claims that she doesn’t know who she is or what has happened. After a few days you’re struggling to determine if she actually has amnesia or if she is just lying.
It wasn’t what I had expected.
I had expected…. Oh… the usual things. Clouds of smoke, maniacal laughter, some monstrous being… they were always monstrous, whether fair or foul of face.
Not this. Not an egg.
It is already hatching, a jagged opening showing in the greyish, mottled shell. Even as I watch, small pale hands show, gripping the edge and breaking another piece of it away.
When I approach the egg and look down into it, I see a child. I would have guessed her at eight or nine, if I wasn’t seeing her hatching before my eyes. If I didn’t know she was Rek’na reborn.
When she sees me she lifts her little arms to me, like a toddler wanting to be picked up. “Help… pl’s…” she says pitifully, her voice wavering and uncertain. Are they her first words? They must be. Even though I know what she is, they pull at my heart. This is a child. I have never harmed a child, even one that might grow to be the darkest of goddesses. When she looks up at me, I know I can’t do it now.
I open the egg a little further, so the sharp edges won’t scrape her soft skin. When I lift her out with gauntleted hands, I try to be gentle. There were preparations made for her hatching, I can see… lengths of silk cloth to wrap her in, dishes of raw meat and bowls of what might be wine or blood. The priests and priestesses had their plans.
But they are dead or fled, and I wrap the child in my cloak and cradle her against one shoulder. She wraps her small arms around my neck trustingly, and I carry her out of the hidden temple to where I hid my horses. There I dress her in a spare shirt – four of her would fit inside it, for I am big and she is very small – and feed her her first meal. I don’t have fresh meat, and am not sure it would be wise to give it to her if I did, but I feed her bean porridge with salted meat, and a round of dry journey-bread, and she eats it eagerly.
I know I should destroy her. But she is a child.
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Waste their time.
i’m gonna die laughing at this and i want it on my fucking gravestone
[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]
The Scottish Widows ads are next level
What service does this company offer???????
TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.
holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company
I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it.
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You are quite literally missing the best one
once my brother was in a disney store and he saw a child pick up a mickey mouse toy and his thing is he does voices so he said “oh my god put me down” in a mickey mouse voice and the kid threw it across the store and then he had to run away from the store like “What have i done”
there’s a sesame street themed section of seaworld and he would go behind the mascots there and do the character’s voices and then watch the mascots panic because they’re not supposed to speak in costume
this man is now a father
The fact we could have had Brie Larson Annabeth and we didn’t is another curse from the Lightning Theif movie…a decade can pass and yet new disappointments still happens with this movie.
The fact this could have been movie Annabeth….I’m just, why Fox, why you fucked up everything.
Hold on, hold on, they were actually in a movie together when THEY WERE KIDS?
This is the only valid guy