DizzlyPuzzled

Ugh. pronouns: her/she author, constantly sleepy

[anonymous-existences]

THERE IS NO ESCAPEE!!!

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[last-to-the-orgy]

Posted for the beauty and eloquence of this comment:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cherribangevent]

Cherri Bang sign ups may be closed now, but our hub discord is now presenting signups for Helluva Fic Fight!! (Its like art fight, but we use words instead)

Rules and Guidelines -

Helluva Fic Fight

Pentagram City Discord presents Helluva Fic Fight Hosted by DizzlyPuzzled Fic Fight? That's right, folks! I'm hosting another Helluvaverse e

Signups-

Helluva Fic Fight

Sign ups for Fic Fight has officially come underway and we are so excited. Here's where you will officially sign up and place your prompts.

What is Helluva Fic Fight? My attempt at a writer based art fight event. I've done them in the past, and had such a blast that im attempting to drag the event kicking and screaming into this fandom.

The Basic: You sign up with two to four prompts. At which mods will divide you into teams based on number of prompts and participates, and then you try to write as many prompts from the other team as possible!

Faq:

NSFW? Yes we allow nsfw prompts (just be sure to have sfw prompt too)

Do i need to be in your discord server to participate? No, I can send your information to email if preferred.

What is this for? The Helluverse as a whole. Hazbin or Helluva Boss, doesn't matter. We only ask for no outside crossovers at this time. Aus are fine.

Any other questions?

Please ask. This is a pretty hands off event that can have multiple moving parts. And I'm sure I've missed something.

[drawbauchery]

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

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[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

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[watchmebitch]

Hear me out—Vox as a profound and irredeemable workaholic to Alastor’s “cat at play” attitude towards getting things done.

Vox who is on the #grindset, making moves, and running himself ragged at all times to the point that it kind of annoys Velvette and Valentino with some regularity. Alastor who is absolutely prolific when he has inspiration, but who is also not opposed to taking a week or a year off when he feels like it on no greater basis than ‘he can.’

Vox who has not stopped climbing tooth and nail since he got to Hell, because it’s way more difficult to cheat success down here with all the cheaters. Alastor who finally doesn’t have to work harder than everyone around him to get what he’s earned, and therefore repeatedly flips the switch between ‘dead sprint towards a goal with cokehead intensity’ and ‘what do you mean I can’t just keep barhopping with Mimzy next week? It’s December, no one works in December. And after that it will be January, so really we ought to wait.’

Incidentally he manages to do both in season 2. Three episodes of demand-avoidant laziness/injury recovery followed by putting maximum unhinged effort into his elaborate scheme. A scheme which incidentally relies on Vox doing the absolute most while he kicks back in a rolly chair the entire time.

[redladydeath]

an interesting thing to mention I noticed is the fact Vox never actually calls it a ‘cult’ and when Valentino (the only person to actually call it that) calls it a cult Vox corrects him by claiming it to be more of a ‘movement’

Honestly very curious what Vox thinks his “movement” was actually about. Like, yeah, it’s a cult of personality where the main point is just “ME! ME!!! ME!!!!!” but what does he think its goal was? He’s had seventy years to reflect; what has he convinced himself his manic ramblings about “the future of entertainment” actually meant? Just Shark Week and shitty advertising practices?

[redladydeath]

@hypervoxel

Vox, spiraling into madness: I’m a genius. My ideas are too subversive and cutting-edge for the mainstream entertainment industry. In fact, the other CEOs are threatened by them, actually. I should go into hiding so they don’t kill me for being such a bold, risk-taking innovator.

Vox, actually describing his ideas to his followers: sharks are cool and there should be more shows about them

[tamaris-trashdump]

i love how he still made an entire presentation about it though. just 37 slides about how much he'd love to be god.

And then val asks him about the actual plan for taking over all of creation and he's just like "yeah we're gonna wing it dw about it"

[shanrambles]

I'm gonna use blaze to force people to look at my cat, because she is adorable.

Her name is Hestia.

[alastoressays]

anyway, i get why alastor is trying to label himself as charlie’s pseudo-dad and i even understand why it’s easier to describe the dynamic that way, but really, taxonomically, for all intents and purposes, he is her malicious thesis advisor.

[ninowentbald]

Hazbin Hotel & The Princess and the Frog crossover cuz... why not.

ᵂᵉ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰⁱˢ ʰᵃⁱʳ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃⁿʸ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉ

[neofox]

It's @egg-plosion time! 💙❤️ Here's my radiostatic pic and the amazing fic it inspired by @dizzlypuzzled.bsky.social A Case For Safety: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77146096/

[melodylove-art]

When season 1 came out, I was worried for a radiostatic fight scene because I felt like if given the chance- Alastor wouldn't hesitate to kill Vox but Vox would hesitate to kill Alastor.

Turns out it was the other way around.

[royalblueghost]

When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over 50 million must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jesters wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jesters Privileges.

One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports.

The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys.

This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening becuse rich and powerful men don’t have anybody on hand to say “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

[probuccalfat]

great! now do the same medical study with women

[probuccalfat]