DLish Pencils- An Art Blog

A place for me to post my art, doodles & other things

[dlishpencils]

New memes because they bring me joy.

[casualshardlegion]

[vulcandroid]

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

[roachpatrol]

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

[lilian-cho]

@sineala

[star-lord]

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

[moonsofavalon]

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

[evilminji]

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

[lierdumoa]

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

[adreadfulidea-deactivated202402]

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

[kaijuerotica]

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

[tanukiham]

actual footage of first contact makeouts

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.

That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.

I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.

No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”

[explorerrowan]

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

[gallifreyanwriter]

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

[hazeldomain]

Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture

Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job 

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is my favourite Star Trek post, complete with headcanons, corrections, the truth coming out of her well to shame Spock even. Seriously perfect fandom work.

[deathflare]

iron lung was cool

[he-wears-fine-things-well]

No offense to all the Logans in the wide exhausting multiverse of Marvel but NO ONE ELSE is doing it like Evolution Logan. He doesn’t hit on Jean (because she’s his student). He growls and snarls and uses his claws for stupid shit like picking up apples. He rides a motorcycle like Deadpool would ride him. Genuinely a good teacher and cares about the wellbeing of the students. He’s shorter by at least a foot to teen Scott. He’s one of four adults at a school that has like thirty kids. He threatened to tell Jean how Scott feels about her if he didn’t man up and do it himself. He has a weird homoerotic rivalry with Sabretooth and a weird homoerotic bromance with Steve Rogers. He’s funny as fuck. I’m fairly certain he’s aroace. He wears an orange suit that shows off his chest. Hats off to him, no notes

[dlishpencils]

He also is voiced by Scott McNeil, so that's more points to him.

[hero-in-high-tops]

Hey man you wanna come over and

[mintaikkcorpse]

"X-men is becoming woke!" I'm sorry, have we been seeing the same series?

The main teacher is a disabled man who uses a wheelchair. The team has a powerful African lady who is literally called a god. In some universes, she is in an interracial relationship with Wolverine. The three most powerful members of the team are Jean, Storm, and Rogue, who are ALL women. Bishop is a smart and powerful black man. Forge is Native American and is super smart and builds cool futuristic tech stuff. One of the protagonists is a chinese-american girl whose love interest is a dark-skinned Latino dude. Mystique is literally gender fluid and married to a woman. Mystique also got the woman pregnant by giving herself a penis, which is how Kurt was born. Kitty Pryde is confirmed to be bisexual. Magick is confirmed to be bisexual. Iceman came out as a gay man. Wolverine dated the literal actually HERCULES in one comic. Deadpool has been confirmed by multiple writers (AND THE MOVIE) to be pansexual, and even has a (VIATNAMESE) nonbinary love interest in one comic. The entire series is about minorities living in a society that despises them.

But yeah, sure. Complain about Morph, a SEXLESS SHAPESHIFTER WHO WAS BARELY EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL SHOW, being nonbinary and having a crush on Wolverine.

Xmen has ALWAYS been woke. It's a metaphor for oppression and how anyone who differs from the societal norm is treated terribly. OF COURSE they're going to have queer characters in there 💀

[dlishpencils]

Was just thinking this the other day

[eros-heartache]

[nero-draco]

[goth-queen]

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[dlishpencils]

@atlas-affogato

[niabra-deactivated20210424]

I just wanna see black women win. Over and over again.

[pipplepantslovescartoons]

I got 2 trans eene thingamajigs... (transish as adult and transish as tweens)

both of these designs are stacks better than my first eene girl designs so yea

[dlishpencils]

Haven't done a screencap edit in a hot minute.

This is dedicated to @atlas-affogato and their [most likely true] headcanon that Finn is a heavy smoker.

It does look right for him to be holding a cigarette.

[thehmn]

Mocking voice “Why does literature teachers want everything to mean something!? Maybe the door is just red because it’s red!? It’s not that deep lol!”

Have you heard of AI art? Sounds like it’d be right up your alley.

[chupacabrasmustdie]

“Do you support OCs × canon characters” buddy 30% of my conscious mental activity is devoted to that very topic

[lamuliz]

Straw hats takin a lil nap <33

[dlishpencils]

Everyone is touching everyone and they're so soft and... and... 😭😭😭