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Unproblematic fave Izumi Curtis was a talented alchemist that never joined the military and never had anything do to with Ishval.
She just minded her own business, being a housewife, killing bears, abandoning children on islands, performing human transmutation, etc.
Fit check for my Jedi era
The summer between the end of high school and the start of college, I wrote a ridiculous play about pirates and put on a staged reading with some friends at an amphitheatre at a local park before a small audience of friends and family. It was never published or staged again. But I just got a message from an old high school friend I haven’t seen in years. He accidentally quoted the play in a conversation with friends, was asked what he was quoting, he couldn’t remember either, and wracked his brain until he finally remembered it was that silly play reading that we did one day in the park over 10 years ago. It made me happy. (The line was, “Huzzah for mercantilism!” by the way.)
A very tiny percentage of creators go on to be famous, but that doesn’t mean that people don’t remember little things you did for years and years. Who came up with most of the world’s most famous jump rope rhymes? Who coined some of the famous idioms we use in daily speech? Who made up ‘Jingle Bells, Batman Smells?” Somehow, all of these things stuck and spread around.
When I was a small child, I saw a high school put on a production of the musical HONK. In one song, the mother duck describes various dangers that her baby should avoid in the water, including fishing line, which could strangle him. A member of the ensemble played the role of fishing line, doing a maniacal laugh and over-the-top strangling motions, and I found it hilarious– and to this day, that’s an example I often think of when talking about how ensemble members can still stand out in theatre. The guy who played the role might not even remember that he did that, but I do.
I took Suzuki violin lessons as a kid. The teacher made up lyrics to some of the songs, and she let her students make some up, too. Now whenever I hear the instrumental of one of those pieces, I always remember these ridiculous lyrics about a skunk that we sang in violin class. I don’t even know which student invented them!
In middle school, I found a video about atoms parodying Bill Nye made by some kids for a school product. It probably had less than 1,000 views, but I think of quotes from that video all the time. They had a parody of “We Will Rock You” with the chorus, “Protons, neutrons, electrons” that I think about a lot.
I just love that this is part of human life. Our memories don’t just pick up quotes from great art, literature, and music, but little things, too.
i want a house with a spare room so my friends and family can stay over. so i can say "oh it's too late to drive home, why don't you stay the night?" i want paintings and photos of the people i love on the wall. i want cats on my bed and on my couch and on my lap. i want my home to be cozy and warm and sunny and full of love. there will be no angry men in my house. i want bright colours and wooden floors and plants in the bathroom. i want to grow my own herbs and have a view of the garden out the kitchen window. i want a fireplace and gauzy curtains. i want mirrors with photos stuck in the edges. i want rooms and rooms of books and shelves of trinkets i've been given or picked up on my travels. i want to hear the birds in the morning and drink coffee on the back deck. i want candles and vintage crockery and lacy tablecloths. i want roses on the windowsill. i want a veranda to host lunches with my neighbours. i want lamps that are different colours and bright carpets and a grand piano. i want a wooden bedframe and the perfect mattress and a quilt i made myself. i want a capsule wardrobe and thrifted shoes by the door. i want a brass knocker in the shape of a sun and a vintage kettle. i want a couch on the porch and wallabies in the backyard. i want a house full of love and warmth and no anger.
I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—
We did it. We finally saved her.
I have officially taken my first dive into ao3
Pray for me yall
Proud of you, good luck 👍
So we all agree that Zoey reads fanfiction and is probably in many different Fandoms. Which brings me to my next thought....
Did Zoey suffer the 'bury your gays' era? Did Clexa rewire her brain and scar her for life like it did some of us?
Did she suffer the 'Queerbait' era? Does she still get mad that Swan Queen never happened? Supercorp? Now recently Wenclair?
Does she suffer the 'Cancel your gays' era? I Don't Like This? First Kill? Warrior Nun? Etc.
I need to know her Fandom related pain and how she info dumps random shit to Rumi and Mira about it who have little to no fucking idea what she's talking about.
Then all being flash banged by apparent Fandom veteran Celine who is still reeling about Xena: Warrior Princess and forever bitter about Rizzles.
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
IT’S TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)
we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..
she’s a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!
Halloween 2024.
ERASERHEAD BABY.
ohshit
hello from Halloween 2025! it’s been a hell of a year, but it’s okay.
everything will be fine.
The Monster Magical Girls!!
Still subject to change, but this is the gist of them!
Gotta think of a general title for their story. Maybe how a lot of anime is named now: We’ve Been Cursed To Be Magical Girl Monsters!? 😂😂
Obligatory Halloween reblog of my Monster Magical Girls!!!
"This is Ankh-Morpork, you know. We've got extra pronouns here."
GNU Terry Pratchett
The full quote is fascinating though, and adds an interesting context as it's Angua (a werewolf) and Carrot (human, but raised by dwarves) discussing a dwarf colleague, Cheery.
"Female? He told you he was female?" "She," Angua corrected. "This is Ankh-Morpork, you know. We've got extra pronouns here." She could smell his bewilderment... "Well, I would have though she'd have the decency to keep it to herself," Carrot said finally. "I don't think it's very clever, you know, to go around drawing attention to the fact." "Carrot, I think you might have something wrong with your head," said Angua. "What?" "I think you might have it stuck up your bum."
Sir Terry Pratchett - "Feet of Clay"
This is CARROT being the asshole. Carrot who has, throughout all the prior books, been depicted as basically the best of all possible people. He is noble, brave, considerate, kind. He is the good guy in the entire City...
... and yet, he grew up dwarf, and has picked up their more conservative views on gender identity.
Discworld dwarves start out in the books as basically a people without visible gender differences (thanks to the woman growing beards just like the men) and using "he/him" pronouns as their default. Anything else is seen as breaking the most basic of social conventions. (Dwarf dating is described early on as being two dwarves who like each other spending an inordinately long time trying to find out, as tactfully as possible, what gender the other dwarf is)
Carrot does immediately adopt the "she" pronoun for Cheery, which is but wishes she didn't make such a fuss about it. He's prepared to tolerate her choices, but he doesn't APPROVE of them, and thinks that that is enough.
Carrot, because he IS Carrot, does learn to open his mind on this subject, perhaps his final frontier of bias, but I do love that it's addressed as something he has to work on, and succeed.
And to Terry Pratchett's credit what started out as a throwaway joke about dwarf sex, gradually becomes a multi-volume subplot which is a fascinating exploration of gender and social identity as more dwarves start to "come out" as being female, and not just identifying as female, but changing their form of dress to something which matches who they are (they keep their beards though, because to a dwarf, that has nothing to do with gender, and everything to do with being a dwarf) and how their society has to adjust, with differing levels of comfort, to this new reality.
Carrot was also prejudiced against the undead early on as well. And the fact that he unlearns these views is a good example of a common theme in Pratchett's work
The overwhelming theme of Pratchett's work is change. Not good vs evil but progress vs stasis/going backwards. The protagonists of Pratchett's stories are people who can take on board new ideas and change and grow and adapt. Some of them start out as very stupid people with very stupid views in fact until they learn and grow and improve. The villains on the other hand are people who desperately want things to either stay the same or regress back to some imagined "Good old days" that they prefer.
While we're talking about Terry Pratchett gender, there's also golems, who are basically lumps of clay that have been brought to life but don't actually have any gender or secondary sexual characteristics so everyone defaults to male and he/him. As the books story goes on some of them decide to try being women just because.
Feet of Clay came out in 1996. I cannot overstate how pronoun discourse wasn't anywhere on the radar then. I'm fairly terminally online, active in fandom, and the first I can remember is some timid discussion of neopronouns in the mid-2000s, where "how could you tell other people to use them for you" was a major puzzle. (I still love neopronouns - zie/hir appeals to me in a way they distinctly doesn't, genderfluid though I am.)
ALSO also also
1) I don't have the book to hand, but when Cheery comes out she changes her name to Cheri, because "sometimes, when you shout who you are to the whole world, you need to do it quietly." It's such a beautiful expression of coming out being a process, and one that needn't be undertaken all at once.
2) Pterry had the best goyische take I've ever seen on golems, and I will die on that hill. It's not perfect, but it is really well-done, and it was done with respect, and to me that might be even more important than perfection.
I had the book to hand because I reread it recently. The quote goes:
When you've made up your mind to shout out who you are to the world, it's a relief to know that you can do it in a whisper.
THERE we go.
When I was a kid, like 6 or something, adults would talk about weddings and marriage in the way that made me think it was unavoidable thing that would happen to me whether I wanted it or not, so I used to console myself like "Oh don't worry, you only have to do that for a little bit and then you can get divorced and live alone forever". Incredibly funny early aro experience.
But also, it sounds like a sketch. Like imagine a scene with bunch of little girls imagining their dream wedding, but one of them is just sitting there daydreaming of divorce.
"we put the "they" in them!" ....
Ya sure did, buddy. You sure did ✨
I feel like dcxmarvel crossovers don’t utilize Kate Kane as potential ex-SHEILD who had a torrid affair with Black Widow enough
Bruce Wayne is Danny Fenton.
Or, was Danny Fenton.
Not alternates, not reincarnation, not clones or anything else his family might come up with. Martha and Thomas Wayne had been Jack and Maddie Fenton. He'd told his family his secret and they'd supported him wholeheartedly. When the GIW kept getting more aggressive they'd tried to protect him.
Jazz had died protecting him.
Frostbite had been a big help in keeping him safe and healthy in the aftermath, shrinking his body to be younger, to keep the surge of grief from twisting his core.
Apparently Frostbite had been owed a favor by someone, and had cashed it in for him. The three remaining Fentons had changed their names and moved to Gotham city, under the care and watch of Frostbite's contact, Alfred Pennyworth.
In order to stay safe, he has to find a way to express his emotions in his human half, his ghost half would lead the GIW right to them. And it's working. The minor memory spell on Gotham has them accepted as 'the wayne family' and Martha and Thomas are throwing themselves into improving the city, keeping it safe for their only child.
And then they go to the movies for his birthday.
(Cw for non graphic character deaths)
Fourteen. He’s fourteen and he’s standing inside a tear through space-time. It’s too young and too old and everything in between as he experiences everything and nothing. His friends say it’s less than a minute.
I’m wondering how Batwoman plays into this? Cause she’s Bruce’s cousin. Is she still or could it possibly be someone like Dani since fanon likes to call them cousins sometimes.
So the 'cousins' is actually a canon tidbit!
I was considering that Dani would fit well as Kate. Maybe she was exploring in the realms, eventually drifted out and, hey wait. Where's her cousin? Where's any of the Fentons?
So she goes searching through the realms for anyone that might know where he's gone. What if Vlad got him? Or what if something ate him?
So she looks until she hears rumors about a city called Gotham, and eventually finds Danny living there with a new dad and a completely different name. So she hems and haws for a bit. Yeah she could just claim the name Dani now, but it deels weird being the only Dani.
She checks out Danny's backstory and makes sure that hers matches up, maybe hires someone to pretend to be a parent or drags someone from the realms (maybe amorpho).
And why fix what isn't broken. She lets herself into the manor and into Bruce's room, waits on his bed, and introduces herself as his baby cousin, Kate Kane.
She is never, ever. Ever. Ever. Going to let Danny Bruce find out how long it took her to notice something had happened. If he it didn’t hurt him, then he’d tease her forever. If it did hurt him… she didn’t want to hurt him again.
Gotham is a dark and dreary city, with neon signs lighting up the streets and the puddles of water. So far her favorite weather has been when it’s just barely drizzling, and the entire city seems to glow. She might miss the hot weather she was used to, but she could see why Bruce was here. The glowing was pretty reminiscent of the Realms.
She adjusts her hair as she gets out of the cab, walking up the road towards Bruce’s home. A small grimace when she notes that it’s the size of Vlad’s, but. But she can feel the care that Bruce and others had put into it, the footsteps and joy in the stonework. It’s not how Vlad would have a big house, to boast and show off. More so… it’s like a big lair. It’s big to fit all of Bruce’s emotions.
It surprises her when she can go right through the door, no shield or alarms going off. She keeps going though, following Bruce’s echoes to his room.
She stifles a giggle when she makes it. The room is big and cozy, a huge set of windows lining one of the walls with a telescope facing the sky. The bed is subtle, dark blues, blacks, and purples layered to remind of the evening sky. It is so, very, Danny. Even if he’s Bruce now.
She doesn’t quite follow the rules of gravity in her leap, jumping from the door to the middle of the bed. It moves with and around her, and she quickly finds herself nice and comfy.
She adjusts her clothes and her hair and settles in to wait, going over the plan in her head.
With her hair and appearance being different, Bruce wasn’t likely to recognize her. Hopefully the situation would be familiar enough, though she felt sure he’d know her core.
She knew Bruce had had to flee, that at some point his human parents had died. That the vigilante running around Gotham was most definitely him. Her core ached at him being alone for so long.
So, she’d stay in Gotham and help be the fraid that he needed. They were cousins, and she knew that he wouldn’t keep her from leaving if she needed to.
Idly she grabs a magazine from the nightstand, flipping through articles on space and barely seeing them.
No. She knew DannyBruce. It didn’t matter that it’d been so long. The moment she wanted to go, he’d wish her well and see her off.
The light from the crack she’d left in the door widens. She lets a grin stretch her face, carefully not looking up from the glossy paper. “Sup cuz.” She greets lazily. “Betcha missed me.”
The silence drags on and she resists the urge to look. It didn’t matter that it’d been so long. Danny was always willing to help her.
“Don’t tell me you don’t recognize… me?” She looks.
Familiar blue eyes and black hair stare her down, the tight, distrusting look on the face, much less the face, isn’t familiar.
Familiar eyes narrow as the person tenses, coiled to spring. “How did you get in Bruce’s room?”
Not Bruce.
She narrows her eyes back, tilting her chin up. “How did you?” She accuses haughtily.
The man stutters before scoffing, his head tilting down in challenge. He’s got some sort of weapon on him, from the way he’s standing.
“Dick Grayson.” The stranger introduces, “His son.”
Her eyes widen and all pretense at not paying attention fades. If she looks, she can see the claim on his proto-core.
“I won’t ask again.” He snarls, “How did you get in here?”
She blinks a few times, trying to switch back to mortal vision, closing her mouth. She slides to the edge of the bed, suddenly feeling embarrassed of her ‘inside joke’. “Kate.” She answers quietly. “Kate Kane, I’m his cousin.” She rubs her neck at his look of disbelief, trying to cast back to the acting tips that Vlad had given her, and then to the ones she’d bargained out of Amorpho. “I’ve been traveling a lot, but. Figured Bruce could use some family. I didn’t… didn’t know about you.”
“Over a decade.” Dick’s eyes narrow. “Long time to be out of contact.”
She shrugs, trying to smile and feeling like it falls short. “Bruce’ll recognize me. I’m his baby cousin.”
Dick’s stance relaxes a little, even while his frown grows.
She twists her wrist in a ‘hurry’ motion. “So… call Bruce.”
“I-” His mouth snaps shut with a click. “Bruce is-”
“Master Dick?” A new voice cuts in. “Lad, are you alright?” A hand settles on Dick’s shoulder, before the new person comes into view. Proto-core layered in a variety of claims, some deals, some favors, with Bruce’s fraid claim stamped over the top of all of them, the elderly man squints at her, before his eyes widen.
She knows, in the sinking feeling in her core, in her stomach, that he can see her own fraid mark. And that that’s not a good thing for her.
“Young miss.” The elder says quietly, grief overlaying his voice. “I do wish we could have met in better times.”
She pushes back the instinct of tears, the urge to hunch over and protect her core. “Does he… does Bruce not want to see me?” She can feel her eyes watering as she pushes herself off the bed, holding her hand over her core. “I know- I know I didn’t come to help him, and that it’s been a long time but-”
“Bruce is gone.” Dick cuts her off, emotion torn from his voice even while his proto-core rages and seethes under the tide of grief. “He’s-” Whatever noise had been next, Dick cuts it off, glancing towards Alfred before spinning on his heel and leaving.
“Danielle.” Alfred says quietly. She watches him sink to the ground, meeting her where she didn’t realize she’d knelt.
“Kate.” She whispered back. “Katie maybe.”
“Miss Kate.” Alfred soothes. “If Bruce was here, he’d be ecstatic to have you. For you to meet his children. There was a battle. Bruce died keeping everyone safe.”
She shakes her head, static rising in her ears. Desperately she pulls on her fraid connection, feeling the tentative lines to Dick and Alfred, feeling the sharp, desperate claim that came from being severed from Danny’s core in her creation. Danny had fought Pariah Dark and won. He’d fought Ancients and won. He’d fought Vlad.
“He’s not.”
“Kate.” Alfred soothes.
She swallows her grief and focuses on her rage and her determination. Her cousin was alive.
And where ever he was trapped. She’d find him.
She’d bring him home.
i saw someone say nobody needs to know what a .txt file is anymore. what the fuck is the world coming to
unironically i think we need to bring back computer labs because APPARENTLY some people WERENT taught basic computer literacy and internet safety in school
things about computers/the internet i think kids should be formally taught in schools because theyre important to know and the amount of soon to be grown adults i know who know NOTHING about any of these is quite frankly almost all of them (and resources to learn if you dont know these things, because its never to late to get better with computers)
how to troubleshoot by yourself when you have a technical problem
what common file types are
some very basics on how to use ""developer tools"" on your computer (because i cant think of a better way to refer to them) like task manager and command prompt (and their mac equivalents, terminal and activity monitor ofc)
how to read and understand a privacy policy and what your personal data is, as well as what it being collected actually means and steps you can take to keep it private
how to understand terms of service (hey. if you have trouble with reading legalese and worry about being able to understand these policies anyways, here's a site that gives basic summaries of privacy policies and ToS)
what a cookie actually is
internet privacy and your digital footprint!! seriously i dont know why we stopped teaching people that they shouldnt be putting their entire real identity online in a world where your online actions can ruin you irl
basic safety measures like antivirus software (and why you should use it or if the built in one on windows or mac is enough for you) and backing up your computer (also a mac guide)
common keyboard shortcuts (and on mac)
as an additional note: things i think everyone should know on computers and the internet but schools may bit hesitant to teach about for whatever moral/legal standards schools pretend to operate on
vpns and adblockers! (btw for most of these where you can pay for things im purposefully not recommending any specific software but seriously just use ublock origin for an adblocker)
how to not get a virus while pirating something
what a temporary email is and when to use one
red flags that you shouldn't trust a website (and how to quickly check the security of a site)
what javascript on a website does and how to disable it to get around paywalls
ok one last addition! if you want to take it one level higher, i think learning the very basics of at least one programming language is good for people. it makes computers less scary and it makes you feel very cool, and a lot of people get discouraged about it because it seems overly complicated and hard to learn outside a formal classroom setting, so heres some resources for learning the very basics of python (because i consider it the easiest language to learn and knowing one language will make it easier to learn others)
an online compiler so you dont need to download anything or worry about running code directly on your computer if that makes you nervous
a basic video guide to introduce you to python and walk you through beginner steps
a guide to some syntax and commands you should know (this was literally my lifeline in my first CS class)
some performance tasks to give you things to code to practice and assess yourself