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[isitabug]

ok here's the gimmick for the finals

reply or dm or ask your favorite species of arthropoda and mollusca, and they may be used as example species for the final poll.

[cryptotheism]

gnostics: The mind is the source of all higher virtue. We must escape from the prison that is the body.

The mind: watch waffle house fights for 12 hours and argue in the comments

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[lizluvscupcakes]

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

[the-haiku-bot]

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rosawo7-deactivated20250615]

i could never date a neurotypical person bc i love when my girlfriend goes "um im about to say the weirdest thing ever but um [best weirdly specific compliment ive ever received in my life]"

[dokii7071]

omg!!!! its about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at my wonderful girlfriend everyone isnt she so amazing i compared her to a kelp forest once and then she asked me out

[walmart-the-official]

DOES PREV HAVE RIZZ

Yes

Probably

Probably not

No

I’m bald

Voting ended onMay 27, 2024

[azulcrescent]

It do be like that sometimes lul

[chromaticpotato]

meow... mrrrau

kbity???? in MY inbox?

yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!! *petpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpet*

[rosawo7-deactivated20250615]

i-i appweciate the p-petting... mrrr,, mrrrp.. mrrrou... meow....

[animentality]

[cipher-fresh]

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

He did bro so bad homie made another video just to apologize.

[tdwhisperer]

Honestly this is a great example of why you need to be careful when you try to censor info in pictures. You never know what someone will be able to piece together so you gotta be through.

[animentality]

[beemovieerotica]

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

[cataphorics]

nobody better be posting about the met gala without mentioning the giant pro-palestine demonstration going on outside

[cozyclarkent]

[travalicious]

[computationalcalculator]

[yourstepdadron]

@punkitt-is-here this is poetry, to me

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Head from the alcoholic Bocchi the Rock bassist would be terrible, painful, and you would probably need to go to the hospital afterwards, but I think it might still be worth it

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

[calware]

why is everything so beaugiful...

[charliesinfern0]

[comradetork]

put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended