The Nug Hub: a Joint Blog

It's not that deep. This is a sideblog & the mods are in their 30s.

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[massachusetts-official]

Shoutout to gay furry hackers. In this house we support our troops 🫡

[Video ID: The Patriot Place / Gillette Stadium sign. On the digital screen, three images of furry art cycle. The third image has the text "Gay Furry Pride Bitches" on it. The person taking the video snorts with laughter when the third image appears on the screen]

[massachusetts-official]

Happy pride everyone, bringing this glorious moment back

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[ruinedchildhood]

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ramshacklefey]

No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:

So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.

They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.

And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.

Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.

Yoga pants. Hmf.

[elodieunderglass]

people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.

From wicking up road salt.

[taibhsearachd]

The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.

[teathattast]

[calugaritsa]

[ID: A tweet that reads "asking elementary kids what people in their 30s want for their birthday". Next is a series of sticky notes that read, in order:

"heated blanket cuz their muscles be hurtin"

"expensive meats" (doodle of a piece of meat)

"you get them old people candles that smell like "home" or "back then" " (little heart doodle)

"a bottle of wine and hip implants" (smiley face)

"panera bread gift card. People in their 30's love soup!" End ID.]

[oswednesday]

somebuggy

[oswednesday]

i aint the snuggest bug in the bed

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[draconym]

I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club

[draconym]

My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[catchymemes]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vaskemire]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[catcrumb]

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread