Girl Boss

Erin, 27 If you dont pay your exorcist you get repossessed

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[vee-dmsr]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[experiment41]

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

[cognitohazardous]

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

[senatortedcruz]

When Lindsay Graham learns you don’t go to hell for being gay but still spends the rest of eternity in agony knowing that he wasted his one precious life >>>

[merinnan]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[vesta-knows-besta]

RIP jason mendoza you would've loved 67

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of the cotangent of x

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[power-chords]

[lisbonsteresa]

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

[queenlyonmain]

I'm surprised you don't have more romantic success tbh, you're so charming and hot. You must be lacking a fundamental je ne sais quoi that no one will ever be able to articulate to you

[beemovieerotica]

whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we've been saying "do you want [activity / treat / etc]" and only now we've realized that they don't actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say "ice cream" a million times to no response, but "do you want ice cream" works.

however, "do you want" also works.

"want" by itself, also works

we've conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful