Mar 23, 2023
*holds my lapels like a 19th century orator* ladies, gentlemen, and noble tumblrinas of all and every gender, much praise has been heaped upon the burrito test for determining in practical terms the measure of a person's freedom. and while i by no means wish to replace it, i have come upon an important corrolary, which i humbly suggest be called the jack test: if there is no space in your living arrangement in which you may beat your meat without reprisal, you are a guest and not a resident.
