swim swam

Too tall.... just call me Fish whatever you want babe ;* whatever pronouns

[pikaole]

Forest tree frog sticker

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

I’ve always had an office sex fantasy. I imagine walking in after hours. Locking the door behind me. Watching them watch me slowly walk towards their desk as I strip off my shirt. Watch their eyes fill with hunger and need at the sight of me. I’d bite my lip as I hear every item from their desk hit the floor as they clear the desk for me. I love the idea of walking into a room and becoming the most important thing to do in it. Them showing me by picking me up and placing me on their desk. I’d feel their lips frantically exploring my neck as I start unbuckling their belt. Then we’d start making out with my legs wrapped around their waist. I’d moan at the feeling of them grinding into me making sure I knew they were packing. I think about being pulled off the desk and turned around so that they’re behind me taking out their butch cock and pulling down my pants, rubbing it against my already drenched boxers. Oh god, the thought of being slowly fucked from behind by a hot butch in their suit while I’m holding onto a desk for dear life. It makes me weak

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[molabuddy]

part 2

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[mutant-distraction]

📷 Izzy Edwards

Fresh out of the egg

Anna's Hummingbird feeding her likely day old chick

[sparrowlucero]

speaking of doctor who and stuff feeling tactile, i really miss how very early in the show the psychic translation of alien text is obviously compensating for fonts not meant for english

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Big Jump! ‘Ecco: Defender Of The Future’ Dreamcast

[herpsandbirds]

What's you're favourite caecillians outside south america?

I LOVE ALL CAECILIANS

Off the top of my head, there are some cool African caecilians, such as...

São Tomé Caecilian (Schistometopum thomense), family Dermophiidae, endemic to São Tomé and Ilhéu das Rolas (Africa)

"Cobra Bobo"

Grows to a max length of up to 30 cm (12 in).

Associated with moist soils in forests and coconut plantations.

Caecilians are amphibians, like salamanders and frogs.

They are not worms, nor are they snakes.

photographs by vanessamata & gmucientes

photographs by m_burger

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[kingfucko]

i went to his website and saw even more great art! sharing some more which i particularly appreciated

[depsidase]

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[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

[foxsnails]

Get wet, get wiggly, it's World Eel Day!! I forgot to implement the theme even though I'm the one who chose it oops. That just means I may need to draw a few more eels

Drawn in ink (the wettest medium

[unusual]

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[asexual-thot]

[gatoburr0]

Went to a reptile meetup today at a local mall where there were plenty of big snakes and iguanas and other big intimidating reptiles and this girl was just watching the whole thing in silence with her hands closed up (as if she’s holding something) then one of the hosts saw her and pointed at her asking her if she had any reptiles, so she just quietly looked down at her hands and opened them up and there was the smallest most adorable yet ugly little baby leopard gecko just one McDonald’s sauce big everyone (and I mean everyone) erupted in awwwwwwwsss

[spiderdungeons]

[spiderdungeons]

your math teacher likes cat food and apples??