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Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

why is it that ppl hear "fetish" and immediately think "devoid of morals" like ur genuinely not making sense. ppl dont actually become inhuman and beast-like when theyre turned on, thats something we are told bc it aligns with christian patriarcal values, u know that right? desire isnt actually bad. it doesnt make you evil, or incapable of having/respecting boundaries

lilcowzia

i got a response to this abt how men get horny and "lose their minds" and "causes" them to behave vile. i rlly rlly neeeeed ppl to understand that men behaving inappropriately when turned on is something they are *choosing* to do, and when you equate that to human nature you are enabling them and diminishing the seriousness of that choice

clonerightsagenda

I think this is just a trend everywhere but I've been very frustrated this week by how much admin work is being outsourced to me as the patient/customer.

My orthodontist tells me I can make an appointment with the surgeon. I call the surgeon. They tell me I need a new referral. I call the orthodontist. They do a referral. I call the surgeon. Referral didn't come through. They tell me about their special unique system we have to use. I call the ortho again and walk them through the referral. I call the surgeon. They say the referral was missing some details so they have to do it again. I call the ortho.

The insurance company calls me about repair shops. I give them the name of the repair shop which I already gave them yesterday. They say they're not in their system but I can use them, but I have to call the repair shop to ask them to contact the insurance company. I call the repair shop and they say the insurance company is supposed to email them.

I feel like at a certain point these constant fetch quests become unreasonable?? Is it too much to expect these groups to communicate with each other instead of making me run back and forth between them???

clonerightsagenda

Made this post and then the new property manager (who started on Monday and only finally emailed us today because I sent a vaguely professionally hostile email to her boss because I hadn't heard anything and was not convinced she existed) asked for a list of open action items which her predecessor should have had but apparently wasn't keeping track of, which I learned when I met her boss and provided her with the list of open action items, which I guess tragically died in a fire in the last 2 weeks since she was sitting at my kitchen table, being menaced by the skull. How many people's jobs am I doing now

hlahlahlahlahly

The phrase arrived in my head so completely formed and concrete that I couldn’t believe it wasn’t already established in the lexicon, but at

clonerightsagenda

It has a name!!!

todaysbird

Just a handful of the cats chilling at our local Taco Bell. There was nothing I could do about this tonight - the cats were easily scared, and I didn’t want to drive them into the road - but I’ll be returning tomorrow early in the morning to try to get a head count, and see if there’s any way to get any of them to rescues (the shelter is so overfilled they’re giving pets away for free). This is a rough spring for people trying to help with the USA’s massive pet overpopulation problem; please spay and neuter your pets.

all-roads-are-now-bent

syrenki

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

aubreyappears

THE SENSATIONAL SNUFFLER

nemfrog

Natives. Life in the Antarctic. 1907. Cover detail.

Internet Archive

lost-lycaon

Cape cormorant

piratewithvigor

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

plantanarchy

She is busy actually

fangsup-cobrastyle

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.