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they are in love
it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this
pls allow me to correct this
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salt and pepper squidÂ
they are in love
it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this
pls allow me to correct this
I think a lot people don't realise that microaggressions are still racist. Just cause you're not saying a slur or wishing death on black people doesn't mean you're not being racist. ALL racism counts.
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Microaggression Microaggression is a term used for commonplace verbal, behavioral or environmental slight, whether intentional or unintentional, that communicates hostile, derogatory, or negative attitudes toward members of marginalized groups. The term was coined by Harvard University psychiatrist Chester M...
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Whyâs everything gotta be sex with you people doesnât it get exhausting canât it be some other shit?
had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
This is⊠not a good idea.
(Also if anyone suggests a rapier they legally have to watch the video again until you understand why that wouldnât work)
Today's egg omen:
Not a clean crack. You'll get there- just be careful not to make a mess.
This wonât make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? Itâs in every pregnancy book Iâve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didnât learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff iâd reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but itâs definitely a thing.
What the fuck
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âŠ.thank you tumblr??
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I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
Goodnight.
just watched jurassic park and from a meta perspective im thinking sadly about how the behavior the carnivores display is way more indicative (at least to me) of wanting to play and lacking stimulation in their lives than actually wanting to eat the human characters. and they got so so demonized for it
JP dinosaur behavior analysis with a healthy dose of headcanon included from someone who doesnt know much about behavioral science. for funsies
ok so first of all lets start with the t rex. her very first moment is the goat leg ending up on the car, but we can see in the next shot that she is very capable of swallowing the goat whole. so how did that leg get there? given evidence that t. rexes were likely social creatures, i like to imagine that the leg on the car was more âhere you go have part of my meal because youâre smallâ for the humans
next is her communication. i want to look at one specific thing, which was actually the thing that prompted the post
to me, that certainly looks like eye pinning. eye pinning is a behavior in birds that signals high stimulation. hereâs what it looks like in a bird
it can be positive or negative, but in this case itâs probably not negative, because thereâs nothing forcing the rex to stay there. if she wanted to leave the situation she could hit the bricks
the continual roaring also sort of suggests play behavior to me. thereâs not really any sense in making a shitload of noise at your prey (unless youâre trying to scare them out of cover, but we know she doesnât need to do that because we see sheâs strong enough to just break into the car) so, especially because they keep screaming, that reads way more like âim making noises and theyâre making noises back ^w^â then it does as trying to intimidate prey for some reason
play behavior also makes sense because we know, canonically, sheâs crazy understimulated. alan grant says as much when he mentions that they arenât feeding her in a way that promotes hunting behavior. the way she noses at the jeep and spins it really just looks more like curious interaction than anything, as well as all the chasing people she does
next, the raptors. their really famous scene is the kitchen, but first letâs establish some facts about them. we know from muldoon and what weâre shown that:
- theyâre smart enough to use one of their own as a distraction for flanking maneuvers
- theyâre good at problem solving enough to wait until the electric fences are turned off to systematically test them for vulnerabilities
- theyâre absurdly fast. â60 mph on open groundâ fast
- they are absolutely not in a big enough enclosure
- theyâre not fed in a way that promotes hunting behavior either
so when you put all this information together and then look at the kitchen scene, i donât believe for even one second that the âhide behind the counterâ routine is fooling those two raptors for any time at all. that entire sequence of loudly scrambling around the kitchen while something that can keep pace with a cheetah pretends it canât catch you? yeah that makes WAY more sense as play behavior than it does hunting, especially since we see numerous times that there are many things on the island easier to catch and eat than a bunch of skinny humans (this goes for the rex, too!)
the bit with the noises is also true here. more true, if anything. muldoon tells us the raptors are ambush predators, so why on earth would they get into a hunting ground and then risk scaring their prey off with the loud barking calls? âhi weâre here come out and playâ is a much more sensible use of a call loud enough to hurt a humanâs ears from across a room in that situation
in conclusion: damnit john your girls are bored as fuck. give them a horse ball or a frozen pumpkin stuffed with meat or something
Rule of thumb: In every oppressed group, the women are having a worse time of it. This is due to a concept called "misogyny", which intersects with everything
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same energy
You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.
I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck
SWEET CHRIST I FUCKED UP
I WAS DOUNG A DEEP CLEAM OF MY KITCHEG
I FOUND A FRUIT JUICEER IN BRAND FUCKING NEW CONDOTIOJN FRO A PREVIOYS TENANT
Thought "Oh wicked I'll make soup"
NEVER USED ONE BEFORE
ONION JUIVE IN MY EYES
ONION JUICS SVERYWHERE
I TWARGASSED MYSELF ADN MY BOY