Dragons be here

I don't want to post anything because I'm a lazy dragon. I am also a contradictive dragon who will reblog.

[tezuze]

I heard a rumor it was @vidramon 's birthday today >:3 everyone go flood her with birthday wishes and have some slimes disguised as Kunemon hehe

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

[thebeatleshermajestydotmp3]

Listen man, its a work week, you just got done your shift at the dollar store, youre in a rural area and the local waffle house is a 35 minute drive away and driving from the waffle house back home will be another 45 minutes, so what youre gonna do is youre gonna pick these four bad boys up from the dry goods aisle, drive home, cook some Carolina long grain rice with a little bouillon cube stirred into the cooking water, and in a separate skillet, youre gonna add a tsp of veggie oil or if youre lucky some butter and cook down some of that garlic. Then add a little extra oil and if you have spinach or any hearty greens, youre gonna throw them in your skillet with some salt and cook them down, if not thats okay. But youre also gonna transfer your rice from the pot into the skillet with your garlic (and veggies if youre lucky) and stirfry that rice for a minute or so. The bouillon cube didnt quite season your rice to your liking, so youre gonna throw a little extra pinch of salt. Perfect. Then youre gonna turn off the flame and add parmesan to taste. You take a look in your fridge and you see that you have a little parsley left from the last time you were able to clock out early enough to stop in at the local Food Lion and its still in good condition. Youre gonna wash that parsley, dry it, give it a quick chop, and finish your fake risotto with it and a couple splashes of lemon juice.

You have some rice left over so you know whats for dinner tomorrow night and you can sleep soundly. Country girls make fucking do.

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

I really like Mythical Kitchen for showing you can cook good and fun things from almost nothing, that it compares to more expensive ingredients, and you can make a meal with jarlic, shaker cheese, and pasta water

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[beardedmrbean]

[herheim731]

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[yourspecialeyes]

Reddit user has cracked the code on how to read fanfic and study at the same time

(image via twitter)

[televisionenjoyer]

original reddit post

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[follow-up-news]

Trump strips job protections from 8,000 federal workers

President Trump signed an executive order that puts some 8,000 high-ranking civil servants into a new category of employees who can be fired

President Trump has issued an executive order turning an estimated 8,000 federal workers into at-will employees, which means the government could fire them without providing any reason. The move culminates an effort Trump launched during his first term to strip vast numbers of federal employees of civil service protections designed to insulate their work from political interference. Nearly all of the 8,000 people affected are at the highest level of the civil service, known as GS-15. The Trump administration characterizes the roles as senior positions with significant influence over policy. They include leaders of policy offices and their chiefs of staff, heads of regional offices, program managers, senior public affairs officers and those overseeing spending and grants.

[biglawbear]

I think it's important to note that the planned number of Schedule Policy/Career employees has decreased from like 400,000 to 50,000 and now to 8,000. These are the real head honcho career people in government who are like one step below the Secretary of the Department and basically run the day to day.

It could have included like. Every lawyer or every policy analyst, even if they're line employees. So this is a strange relief from the perspective of many federal employees.

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[injuries-in-dust]

[yuushaninarenakattakarashinda]

Sega Might Be Releasing A Low-Cost Handheld With Removable Game Carts

+ Low-cost handheld gaming device + Low-power ARM processor, not x86 + 5" OLED panel (same form factor as the Vita), aggressive cost-cutting elsewhere to accommodate this + Seemingly pretty limited internal storage + Removable game cartridges + No mention of 3D acceleration beyond basic UI/compositing + References being designed for “modern 2D titles” and “pixel art presentation”

The cart design is the "most interesting" element of the whole pitch, as it's "not the usual high-capacity consumer NAND you'd expect of a modern handheld," explains SeraphHS. "[It] looks like low-capacity industrial eMMC modules - these are readily available and not caught up in the AI memory price inflation." This would mean a smaller storage capacity, which SeraphHS speculates could target 2D games. "The wording makes it sound less like a retro emulation handheld and more like a dedicated 2D platform with physical media," SeraphHS continues. "We often see pitches like this that never end up going anywhere, but I would put money on this being from Sega."

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[injuries-in-dust]

Are we sure it was a meteor?