my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
Heres just some silly drawings commemorating the finalists of the tumblr guy contest XD
(I think they all would bond over cooking shows)
I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!
🎉 CONGRATS
And kudos to Senshi for holding such a tight race—i was rooting for you babe, I really was
Congrats to the Lord of Screens!
I love the meme lol
✦ - Yansim Designs
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I've redrawn my Yansim redesigns, so I can finally share them :3. I love these characters so much that I'm going to claim them as my OCs with no shame. I am the number 1 yapper when it comes to my children ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ anyway, I'm gonna list some details in my AU so you can skip this part :>
(excuse my English if there are any grammar mistakes i'm not a native speaker (╥﹏╥) )
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────✦ Ayano
- The aishi curse does not exist in my au instead it's a psychological effect passed down from generational trauma (her family is a little weird) which is why she's trying to end the cycle.
- Instead of earning average grades, Ayano in this au ranks as the top student in her grade (she wants to impress Taro, but it's not successful lmao)
- She's taller than most girls at her school, which causes her to be insecure :{
──── ✦ Midori
- Midori is not an idiot when it comes to Ayano, she knows when something is troubling her and tries her best to cheer Ayano up in her own way. (Ayano gets very defensive lol)
- She loves dressing up Ayano and going out shopping with the girls ˙ᵕ˙
────✦ Budo
- He's a lot more tanner since he works out in the sun
- I'd like to think Ayano was his hallway crush before they actually met :}
- Admired Raibaru's strength and slowly started to have feelings for her, but it quickly died down after Raibaru came out as gay (I love my Yurigem)
────✦ Osana
- She'd get rejected either way by Taro, even if Ayano didn't sabotage her.
-She slowly starts to have feelings for Raibaru after moving on from Taro and gets reciprocated (I love my Yurigem x2)
────✦ Raibaru
- Raibaru started doing martial arts when she was very little, and was put in many tournaments while growing up by her father.
-She was never allowed to do any feminine things while growing up, which led her to quit martial arts when she started high school :‹
────✦ Kokona
- (sneaking my girl into this lineup bc she was my fav growing up) Since they attend a prestigious school Kokona got in with a scholarship since she wouldn't normally afford it, she still has jobs on the side to help her family financially. (normal jobs dw)
- She looks up to Ayano and is a little jealous of her high scores.
I recently saw a video where someone said vanilla beans look like antennas. A thought struck me! Perhaps, the Shen Yuan antennas are vanilla beans that release pheromones. This is part of the wife beam mechanism that attracts so many mates
Rookanis Leyendecker study for @datvcompanionweeks Lucanis week! After all, it is the Year of the Horse. Hope it's ok to use that free day prompt a little early~ Instagram inprnt
What Ilya saw through that peephole 😭
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remembering that i’m writing prose, not a screenplay, and i can elide any dialogue i want to feels like discovering a powerful ancient spell
“what’s your mom like?”
“oh, you know moms. she always wanted me to be the best i could be. she taught me piano, you know, all by herself for years.”
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the conversation turned to family.
“oh, you know moms,” alice said, laughing. “she always wanted me to be the best i could be.” her million-watt smile nearly bowled bob over, and as she told him stories about her mother—that wonderful woman bob could never meet—the tenderness in her eyes made him want to become a knight in shining armor for her.
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“what’s your mom like?”
the sudden interrogation set alice’s pulse pounding in the roof of her mouth. “oh, you know moms,” she said, lamely, buying time to get a grip. once she had it she pacified bob with a rehearsed smile and an anecdote constructed out of padded half-truths—the piano story, gussied up for the cameras. she still got piano nightmares sometimes. she made a note: effective immediately, we can’t tell bob about those.
I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter
good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week
I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.
Recently reached master ball rank in pokemon TCGP with my jolteon deck! She reminds me of my cat who also loves chewing wires lol
Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.
You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.
You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.
You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.
You have to find a way.
good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.
artfight themed gifs... my tradition
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